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yesterday, i ate cereal with old milk.
really old milk.
june 7th.
immediately after spitting a bunch in the garbage..
i got my period!
woo!
then, i burned myself with a cigarette!
when i got up today, as my insides continued to FALL OUT, i realized we had no pain medication. therefore, i spent a good two hours on my couch in fetal position, punching my coffee table.
AWESOME!
i'm half way through the fifth book i've read in the last week and a half.
who doesn't have a life?
yeah. i'm reading mommie dearest. yeah, i am.
really old milk.
june 7th.
immediately after spitting a bunch in the garbage..
i got my period!
woo!
then, i burned myself with a cigarette!
when i got up today, as my insides continued to FALL OUT, i realized we had no pain medication. therefore, i spent a good two hours on my couch in fetal position, punching my coffee table.
AWESOME!
i'm half way through the fifth book i've read in the last week and a half.
who doesn't have a life?
yeah. i'm reading mommie dearest. yeah, i am.