Kinda a what I've been up to kinda post...
Hola motherfuckers. It’s been a while since I actually updated about what I’ve been up to. I’ll just make this a picture post and the most the pictures tell the stories... with me explaining the pictures too.
First of all the little shit I call my kid brother became regional champion last month.
He was the only twelve year old to take a championship,
so like Ryan said twelve years of beating on him really paid off.
I went to FL.
This is Ryan and his camera.
I stayed with them.
I helped Ryan edit his movies and ruin Caddywhomppis Productions
I fell outta the wheel chair a lot attempting to do wheelies.
I ate the largest burger in my life.
Had to use a fork and knife at one point.
Shot the dude in the face.
Watched Keller and Adam play.
Oh yeah, Keller is handicap.
Then they came to VA.
Notice Keller has the Violator.
Don’t worry its only a night stick.
Jared enjoys sitting on our porch wearing only
a shirt and towel while drinking his beer.
Kari
Lordita
Jared has pants on now…
Kari skanks in our yard
Then asks a stranger if he’d like to skank with her
and that its 1996 and that’s what its all about.
Jerome also wanted me to tell a story about me getting drunk over Easter weekend which involved beer, vodka, a good amount of absinth, and friends from high school. Its safe to say I was drunk. No, I was fucked up. I came home at five in the AM, and decided to make myself a plate of food. After I had what I desired on my plate I started walking down the hallway toward the stairs to my basement, all the while bumping into shit. As I stumbled around the corner, no farther than three feet from the stairs, the plate takes flight and collides with a wall and I collect myself and start laughing like a shit faced school girl, just giggling. I woke up everyone in my house, all five people, and two dogs. Naturally the dogs helped me clean up the mess, and my younger brother thought it was odd to see me at five thirty in the morning holding our ten month old Chocolate Lab up to a wall to clean food off of it while out of his room going to the bathroom. After everything was somewhat cleaned up I went to bed, and woke still drunk. My parents gave my dinner in a Tupperware container. I felt “special”. Like the retarded kinda special, not the normal kinda special.
First of all the little shit I call my kid brother became regional champion last month.
He was the only twelve year old to take a championship,
so like Ryan said twelve years of beating on him really paid off.
I went to FL.
This is Ryan and his camera.
I stayed with them.
I helped Ryan edit his movies and ruin Caddywhomppis Productions
I fell outta the wheel chair a lot attempting to do wheelies.
I ate the largest burger in my life.
Had to use a fork and knife at one point.
Shot the dude in the face.
Watched Keller and Adam play.
Oh yeah, Keller is handicap.
Then they came to VA.
Notice Keller has the Violator.
Don’t worry its only a night stick.
Jared enjoys sitting on our porch wearing only
a shirt and towel while drinking his beer.
Kari
Lordita
Jared has pants on now…
Kari skanks in our yard
Then asks a stranger if he’d like to skank with her
and that its 1996 and that’s what its all about.
Jerome also wanted me to tell a story about me getting drunk over Easter weekend which involved beer, vodka, a good amount of absinth, and friends from high school. Its safe to say I was drunk. No, I was fucked up. I came home at five in the AM, and decided to make myself a plate of food. After I had what I desired on my plate I started walking down the hallway toward the stairs to my basement, all the while bumping into shit. As I stumbled around the corner, no farther than three feet from the stairs, the plate takes flight and collides with a wall and I collect myself and start laughing like a shit faced school girl, just giggling. I woke up everyone in my house, all five people, and two dogs. Naturally the dogs helped me clean up the mess, and my younger brother thought it was odd to see me at five thirty in the morning holding our ten month old Chocolate Lab up to a wall to clean food off of it while out of his room going to the bathroom. After everything was somewhat cleaned up I went to bed, and woke still drunk. My parents gave my dinner in a Tupperware container. I felt “special”. Like the retarded kinda special, not the normal kinda special.