[Sixty Fourth Cord] : [Morning of August 7th, Accidental Audio]

[drunkkareoke]

[groaaaaaaan]

m'head... what a party... mmn... Eikichi?

[no answer]

... Eikichi? Ow. Shouldn't say that so loud...

[still no answer. There's a long stretch of silence, and eventually, a quiet grunt followed by a quiet squeak... and then a very loud, shocked yelp]

Wh... what am I doing on the ceiling?! ... And why is Lori naked on my bed?! ohgod... what

Comments

[onisensei]

goddamnringingsoloudsoearlyinthemorningheadfuckingkillingme...

Haku? You alive?

[drunkkareoke]

Uhm. R-relatively speaking...

[onisensei]

thank god I really need some aspirin I...where am I?

...Greg! Greggo. [Sound of Onizuka jabbing Greg without mercy] What happened after we left the hotel?

[whoshotsherlock]

[grunt] ... we left? ... the hell is Nicky? And Lance? ... and didn't we have Ritsu at some point?

[onisensei]

I dunno man, goddamn it's colder then a witches tit...there's frost on the windows why is there frost on the windows?!?

[whoshotsherlock]

... we're on the living room floor. And I think the freezer door was left open.

[onisensei]

Oh...oh yeah...we were makin' beersicles and wanted to watch them freeze.

...are they ready?

[whoshotsherlock]

Actually. Dude. I think we broke the fridge...

[onisensei]

Oh shi-

Quick help me find an empty apartment. We'll swap fridges with them and no one will know!

[whoshotsherlock]

But. That requires moving.

[onisensei]

Damnit man we don't have time for not doing things! Haku will wake up any minute!

...oh wait she's already awake.

...GET YOUR ASS UP GREG!

[whoshotsherlock]

AUGH! OKAY OKAY! Geez! [groan]

[onisensei]

[Is trying to move the refrigerator by himself...it falls on him]

[whoshotsherlock]

[some how manages to catch it before it completely crushes Oni.]

What'd I say about not killin' yourself before the wedding, numbnuts?

[onisensei]

I didn't mean to on purpose!

[Half carrying half dragging the refrigerator...only manages to get it to the door before setting it down panting...gets a beer out of the fridge and sips it.]

[whoshotsherlock]

Uhuh, yeah, you're just a walking accident. And don't you think you've had enough to drink? I STILL feel drunk! Have a damn soda for once...