Sep 30, 2007 19:04
What?
What the hell, where am I???
Hey is that a phone I hear ringing? What-
OW IT JUST HIT ME ON ME HEAD. NOT COOL.
SHUT UP, PHONE, SHUT UP!!!
Oh for heaven's sake...
Yes, hello?
No, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-By-Anyone-Other-Than-Harry's keynote address is Friday, at 8pm. Yes, that's right. It's entitled, "One Nation Under Me: Leading the Wizarding World to Evil Victory", yes I agree, it is quite a nice rhyme, isn't it?
Yes, you're correct, I. M. Nuryardkillinurmugglez is also giving a speech, called "Lordy, How I Hates the Non-Magic Folk." That will take place before You-Know-Who's main event, obviously.
All right, call me if you have any other questions about the Evil Overlords Conference. Have a pleasant evening.
All right, that's done, now I can try to find me way out of here-
WHAT?@!?! WHY'S IT RINGING AGAIN?!?!?
WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?
DEEEEAAAAANIE SAVE ME FROM THE LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS PHONES.