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[drunkirishdude]

Well I've just finished me year-end inventory

I have four bottles of gin, eight shots of vodka left, fifteen bottles of rum, sixteen bottles of whiskey, twenty-three things of elven wine, and forty-two cases of beer, bringing me liquor supply to a grand total of 108, which should last me for the next couple of weeks or so

Comments

[lookscomefirst]

Oh my Budha! my inner eye just saw Harry Potter dripping wet and speaking backwards!

[drunkirishdude]

What in the shamrocks of Ireland is Potter doing?! Always knew he was a right git.

[lookscomefirst]

Well I said that he was dripping wet and talking backwards Seamus! KEEP UP.

[drunkirishdude]

I KNOW THAT.

[lookscomefirst]

Well what do you want me to do? interpret what the BACKWARDS TALKING HARRY WAS SAYING?

Btw you look really cute in those new pictures.

[drunkirishdude]

Well DO you know what he said?!?

Oh, um, thank you? I'm still not really sure why there's an x on me collar, though.

[lookscomefirst]

Well he's either saying.
*Push the button, buttons aren't bad.

or

*Don't push the button, the button is bad.
It's hard to tell because he's screaming so much.

Maybe you put on the X when you were drunk?

[drunkirishdude]

Strange!!!

Hm, perhaps. I rather like it, though. Goes with the leather.

[lookscomefirst]

OMG YOU'RE WEARING A DEAD BABY COW!!!!

Does it at least look sexy?

[drunkirishdude]

Of course it does! Why else do you think I'm wearing it?!?

[lookscomefirst]

Well cows are sacred Seamus! you should never kill them unless you have a decent excuse.

[drunkirishdude]

Why are cows sacred??

And why are we blathering on about COWS!??

THERE IS A HATCH TRUNK TO CONQUER!!

[lookscomefirst]

Seamus the cow is sacred she represents how the earth gives us so much without asking for anything in return.
They are also noble gentle creatures that deserve our respect, I need to give your outfit a funeral Seamus.

[no_opinion]

There is no decent excuse for killing a cow!

[lookscomefirst]

You are of course right my twin, we will need to find Seamus and rip the leather off his body before giving it a proper burial.

[drunkirishdude]

WHAT?!?!?