May 11, 2003 02:36
Drunken Mongoose, I have a problem....
The club that I go to has stopped playing my favorite swirly goff hits of the early 90's. Don't they know that Cleopatra is the greatest label ever???
Anyways, everytime I go to pull the cobwebs out of my eyes or unscrew a lightbulb, they start playing this harsh noise music that hurts my ears & makes me want to cry in an unfresh sort of way. It's too fast to dance to, they'd never play this at a funeral!! It also makes my makeup run down my face trying to keep up with the beat.
What shall I ever do Drunken Mongoose, what shall I ever do???
your darkest soul of the dancefloor,
Aquasnake....
Dear Aquasnake,
Ferst off yoo aer a snake I shood eat yoo, you moran. Why teh fukc arew yoo unscrewuing lightbulds and bitcing abuot nnoize,noise is suprem, yuo funeral folke can lick muh junk. Seconsley, drunking will hulp yuo git over teh mekup,thet needs too stop, it si bad. I sudgest yuo taek a bathe wit a taoster, thet wiood he;p yuo find peece, or a=t leas get yuo too stpo listning t6o Clepatra music. Man I need to find soem vanila extrevt and soem bitche...later duod