Monkeys need love too!
After a long day of flying, going straight to work from the airport, running into an @sshole of an ex-boyfriend, visiting family and practically starving all day... Jeff picked me up to take me to Happy Hour at Wasabi Bistro. Can you believe it? He's never had sa-ke before (AND he's single)!!!
WANTED: Single, female anthropoid for sweet, young simian. Must be cute and able to groom lice out of my hair (knuckles and chest included). Will be good to you by feeding you bananas and shots of jager. Fecal throwers need not apply.