Top ten reasons not to upset an Irishman
10. We have the tendancy te go a bit crazy when fuc... messed with.
9. Touch anythin of ours of value, ie whiskey or the like, and yer likely te attendin yer own wake.
8. The average family size is larger than the amount of people on a quidditch team. And yes, ye mess with one ye mess with 'em all.
7. 'Tis a good chance that one of said family members are members of the IRA
6. A shillelagh is more useful and potent than a beater's bat
5. We're friggin Irish. We'll deal with somethin' bein wrong fer the rest of our lives...
4. ... But that doesn' mean that we won' seek revenge on the basta... scoundrels that fucudged it up te begin with.
3. Push us around enough, an we will eventually snap. An when that happens, it won' be pretty.
2. Our hair does not look good in any shade of neon pink or orange. Retribution fer turnin our hair such colours will be handed out in good time.
1. We tend te be a wee bit posessive. Mess with our lass (or gent, dependin), an there is a good chance that ye'll be castrated.
9. Touch anythin of ours of value, ie whiskey or the like, and yer likely te attendin yer own wake.
8. The average family size is larger than the amount of people on a quidditch team. And yes, ye mess with one ye mess with 'em all.
7. 'Tis a good chance that one of said family members are members of the IRA
6. A shillelagh is more useful and potent than a beater's bat
5. We're friggin Irish. We'll deal with somethin' bein wrong fer the rest of our lives...
4. ... But that doesn' mean that we won' seek revenge on the basta... scoundrels that fucudged it up te begin with.
3. Push us around enough, an we will eventually snap. An when that happens, it won' be pretty.
2. Our hair does not look good in any shade of neon pink or orange. Retribution fer turnin our hair such colours will be handed out in good time.
1. We tend te be a wee bit posessive. Mess with our lass (or gent, dependin), an there is a good chance that ye'll be castrated.