This is the funniest shit uve ever heard

Jun 10, 2005 17:56

SwisArmiRomanc: ola chocha
Masuta Kenkaku: ....?
SwisArmiRomanc: so i saw you around
SwisArmiRomanc: i laughed i cried
SwisArmiRomanc: but i mostly laughed
Masuta Kenkaku: who are you
SwisArmiRomanc: oh thats easy
SwisArmiRomanc: your mom
Masuta Kenkaku: and what do you want
SwisArmiRomanc: thats easy too
SwisArmiRomanc: your life
SwisArmiRomanc: now if you hand it over like a good boy
SwisArmiRomanc: we wont have any problems
SwisArmiRomanc: oh wait wait
SwisArmiRomanc: hes typihng
SwisArmiRomanc: go on
Masuta Kenkaku: uh-huh looks like someone needs a like
Masuta Kenkaku: life*
SwisArmiRomanc: ur right
SwisArmiRomanc: i need a LIKE
SwisArmiRomanc: real bad
SwisArmiRomanc: real real bad
SwisArmiRomanc: so tell me
SwisArmiRomanc: why did u im me
SwisArmiRomanc: i told you
SwisArmiRomanc: no
SwisArmiRomanc: alright
SwisArmiRomanc: im not into anal
SwisArmiRomanc: im just not okkkk
SwisArmiRomanc: oh no
SwisArmiRomanc: hes typing again
SwisArmiRomanc: 15 mins later
Masuta Kenkaku: shame theres such idiots in this world
SwisArmiRomanc: i know and to think
SwisArmiRomanc: we let you survive anyway
SwisArmiRomanc: oh no
SwisArmiRomanc: typing
SwisArmiRomanc: go on
SwisArmiRomanc: ill wait
Masuta Kenkaku: uh huh now if your done I have things to do unless its extremly important go away
SwisArmiRomanc: oh im sorry i didnt mean to interupt on your man handling masterbation seven hour event
SwisArmiRomanc: im sure you have i big cum shot to get to
SwisArmiRomanc: wouldnt want to take u away from such things
SwisArmiRomanc: BUT
SwisArmiRomanc: i still dont like anal
SwisArmiRomanc: so
SwisArmiRomanc: stop trying to slip it in!
SwisArmiRomanc: OH
SwisArmiRomanc: TYPING
SwisArmiRomanc: go on
SwisArmiRomanc: ill wait
Masuta Kenkaku: thats good for you nice to see you announcing that
Masuta Kenkaku: go get a life you bore me
SwisArmiRomanc: THATS WHAT UR GIRLFRIEND SAID!!
SwisArmiRomanc: lol too easy
SwisArmiRomanc: OH NO
SwisArmiRomanc: TYPING
SwisArmiRomanc: ill wait
Masuta Kenkaku: uh-huh...why do I even reply to you...all its doing is giving you fodder....now when its important come back and I'll think about giving you the time of day
SwisArmiRomanc: lol!
SwisArmiRomanc: u answer
SwisArmiRomanc: b/c u want anaaaall
SwisArmiRomanc: nobody wants to put out to you
SwisArmiRomanc: remember my comment on picture
SwisArmiRomanc: i cried
SwisArmiRomanc: but mostly laughed
SwisArmiRomanc: DUH!

SwisArmiRomanc: ]oh no
SwisArmiRomanc: typing
SwisArmiRomanc: ill wait
Masuta Kenkaku: .....I don't know what your talking about what picture what site
SwisArmiRomanc: oh thats easy
SwisArmiRomanc: your mom
Masuta Kenkaku: ::sigh:: how old are you man 10-11
SwisArmiRomanc: exactly!
SwisArmiRomanc: IM 10111!!
SwisArmiRomanc: ur so smart
SwisArmiRomanc: so so smart
SwisArmiRomanc: really
SwisArmiRomanc: i forgot to tell you
SwisArmiRomanc: how smart i thought u were

Yeawateva88: GOOD MORNING
Yeawateva88: WARM,FRESH,EGGS
SwisArmiRomanc: good evening SMALL,DICKLESS,WONDER@
Yeawateva88: BAHAHAHA
SwisArmiRomanc: no?
SwisArmiRomanc: not so funny?
Yeawateva88: ENRICOS!
Yeawateva88: AHAHAHA
SwisArmiRomanc: i thought it was?
Yeawateva88: yo moma!
Yeawateva88: bahahaha
Yeawateva88: HOLA
Yeawateva88: que pasta!
SwisArmiRomanc: lol ass!!
Yeawateva88: ass?
Yeawateva88: bass?
SwisArmiRomanc: buenos your a tardes!
Yeawateva88: grass?
Yeawateva88: your a ? you know i dont speak spanish
Yeawateva88: baxter? bark 2wice if ur in milwaukee
SwisArmiRomanc: lol m either!
SwisArmiRomanc: no i took a day trip to cali instead
SwisArmiRomanc: heard the sluts there were better quality
SwisArmiRomanc: u know the drill
Yeawateva88: oh man
Yeawateva88: i just ripped the worst ass ever
SwisArmiRomanc: that sucks
SwisArmiRomanc: go to cali!
Yeawateva88: where the playas play
Yeawateva88: and we poop on them thangs like everyday
SwisArmiRomanc: see ive never been into dropping duces on bitches
SwisArmiRomanc: im more a yellow shower type
Yeawateva88: oh i love lemonade
Yeawateva88:
SwisArmiRomanc: i knew u would
SwisArmiRomanc: ahhh
Yeawateva88: ;-)
Yeawateva88: bahahhaa
SwisArmiRomanc: i see whats wrong with you
Yeawateva88: i have added disorder?
SwisArmiRomanc: ur a metallica fan
SwisArmiRomanc: no no
SwisArmiRomanc: screw disorders
Yeawateva88: so
SwisArmiRomanc: ur a metallllllicccaa fan
Yeawateva88: METALLICA
SwisArmiRomanc: im so sorry
Yeawateva88: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SwisArmiRomanc: how long have u had that problem
SwisArmiRomanc: cmon bro!
Yeawateva88: since yo moma beat my meat:-)
SwisArmiRomanc: was it good?
SwisArmiRomanc: i gotta know
Yeawateva88: nah
SwisArmiRomanc: i pimp that bitch on the reg
SwisArmiRomanc: oh im sorry
SwisArmiRomanc: ul get ur money back
SwisArmiRomanc: cmon bro
SwisArmiRomanc: the black album and b4
SwisArmiRomanc: thats it
SwisArmiRomanc: load and re-load can suck my dick
Yeawateva88: more like watch some kind of monster then come bak to me
Yeawateva88: and suk it thru
Yeawateva88: bahahahhaha
SwisArmiRomanc: thats it
SwisArmiRomanc: thats all u got
SwisArmiRomanc: cmonnnn
SwisArmiRomanc: see
Yeawateva88: st.anger was the shit
SwisArmiRomanc: this is whats wrong with metalliccccaaaa fans
Yeawateva88: and so was yo moma
SwisArmiRomanc: yeah if you eat shiy
SwisArmiRomanc: t
Yeawateva88: im more into punk thank u
SwisArmiRomanc: i know man thats why she get paid the big bucks
Yeawateva88: punk,hardcore,ska
SwisArmiRomanc: oh tell me ts like pussy GC
Yeawateva88: lmfao
SwisArmiRomanc: no no its ok
Yeawateva88: more like dkm blood 4 blood
Yeawateva88: op ivy
SwisArmiRomanc: aww big words for alittle boy
Yeawateva88: catch 22
Yeawateva88: throwdown
SwisArmiRomanc: how cute
Yeawateva88: big dik fo yo moma!
SwisArmiRomanc: wheres ur friend
Yeawateva88: my friend?
SwisArmiRomanc: i was talking to him
SwisArmiRomanc: and now hes gone
SwisArmiRomanc: tell him how smart i think he is
Yeawateva88: ya thats the only reason im annoying you
Yeawateva88: so bak off bitchor ill smak my weiner on yo moma
SwisArmiRomanc: b/c ur friend stuck u on me
SwisArmiRomanc: umm
SwisArmiRomanc: no thank you
SwisArmiRomanc: but please
SwisArmiRomanc: TELL HIM
SwisArmiRomanc: how smart i think he is
Yeawateva88: tell him wat?
Yeawateva88: ur gay?
Yeawateva88: oh ok
Yeawateva88: np
SwisArmiRomanc: really he should know
SwisArmiRomanc: lol how old r u
SwisArmiRomanc: 15
SwisArmiRomanc: 16
SwisArmiRomanc: 14
Yeawateva88: old enuf to fuk yo moma
SwisArmiRomanc: so was ur daddy
SwisArmiRomanc: nobody cares
SwisArmiRomanc: so now seriously
SwisArmiRomanc: if u like st anger
SwisArmiRomanc: u gotta be like 15
Yeawateva88: my daddy is old enuf to fuk ur mom?
Yeawateva88: oh ok
SwisArmiRomanc: im happy u thought that thru
SwisArmiRomanc: tell ur mexican to im me back
SwisArmiRomanc: i miss him
Yeawateva88: no im just suprised on how retarded u truly are
Yeawateva88: wat r u?
Yeawateva88: gay?
Yeawateva88: ahahaha
Yeawateva88: ur gay
SwisArmiRomanc: wait wait
Yeawateva88: bahaha
SwisArmiRomanc: ur big defense is saying my mom and calling me gay
SwisArmiRomanc: r u serious
SwisArmiRomanc: is he serious
SwisArmiRomanc: totally 15
Yeawateva88: who r u talkn to
SwisArmiRomanc: lol but its always fun to argue with the premes
Yeawateva88: urself?
SwisArmiRomanc: ur mother!
SwisArmiRomanc: shes grabbbing her ankles as we speak
SwisArmiRomanc: wanna watch?
Yeawateva88: lol ur so contradictive of the mom jokes you talk about mine
Yeawateva88: retard
SwisArmiRomanc: so
SwisArmiRomanc: im funnu
SwisArmiRomanc: we both know that
Yeawateva88: funnu?
Yeawateva88: never heard of it
SwisArmiRomanc: u wouldnt
SwisArmiRomanc: ur mexican
Yeawateva88: maybe thats becuase it isnt a word
Yeawateva88: mexican?
Yeawateva88: nah
SwisArmiRomanc: thank you for that
SwisArmiRomanc: i should really get me a dictionary
Yeawateva88: neway
SwisArmiRomanc: and start talking like I HAVE A DICK IN MY MOUTH
SwisArmiRomanc: like u
SwisArmiRomanc: well
Yeawateva88: who is this anyway?
SwisArmiRomanc: tell ur boy to holla
SwisArmiRomanc: lol nobody
SwisArmiRomanc: lol and what makes that funny is
SwisArmiRomanc: really nobody
Yeawateva88: watch it b sum1 im cool with that just hates mike lol
Yeawateva88: i def see that happening
SwisArmiRomanc: lol no
SwisArmiRomanc: i mean i hate all mikes
SwisArmiRomanc: but i dont even know ur mike
SwisArmiRomanc: he just shouldnt post his ugly ass up on websites
Yeawateva88: so wtf lol
Yeawateva88: oh lol
SwisArmiRomanc: and not expect and uproar of types
Yeawateva88: such as?
SwisArmiRomanc: vampire freak
SwisArmiRomanc: lol what a dickshine
SwisArmiRomanc: why doesnt he post himself doing anal too
SwisArmiRomanc: same effect
Yeawateva88: ya mike is pretty gay but im guessing ur sum guy on myspace who lives in cali?
SwisArmiRomanc: lol actually
SwisArmiRomanc: heres the kicker
SwisArmiRomanc: im a chick
SwisArmiRomanc: from new york
Yeawateva88: bahaha bs
SwisArmiRomanc: lol swear
SwisArmiRomanc: i swear on his ugly ass
Yeawateva88: wats ur cup size?
SwisArmiRomanc: have u ever held a coconut
Yeawateva88: nope
SwisArmiRomanc: same concept
Yeawateva88: lol ya i have jk
SwisArmiRomanc: lol sorry for you then
Yeawateva88: neway, lemme guess
Yeawateva88: he posted a comment sayn how hott u are n shit
SwisArmiRomanc: lol oh no
Yeawateva88: sendn his small wanker to u
SwisArmiRomanc: just searching
Yeawateva88: lol
SwisArmiRomanc: and found him
SwisArmiRomanc: MY BAD
SwisArmiRomanc: ugly fucker
Yeawateva88: oh he usually does that
SwisArmiRomanc: tell him to keep that thing away
Yeawateva88: lol
SwisArmiRomanc: im talking like warning signs
SwisArmiRomanc: im bored
SwisArmiRomanc: itss only 5
SwisArmiRomanc: thought hey
SwisArmiRomanc: why not torture some loser who cant defend himself
Yeawateva88: eh mike can hold his own
Yeawateva88: cept for his wanker
Yeawateva88: lol
SwisArmiRomanc: lol everyone can hold there own wanker
SwisArmiRomanc: lol!
SwisArmiRomanc: my bad
SwisArmiRomanc: well thats nice for him
SwisArmiRomanc: dont forget
SwisArmiRomanc: tell him how smart i still think he is
Yeawateva88: y
SwisArmiRomanc: b/c he needs to know
Yeawateva88: neway
Yeawateva88: i thought it wasa dude
Yeawateva88: im prob a suker for words n it isa dude
Yeawateva88: whose like 20 livn in cali watch porn
SwisArmiRomanc: what can i say im an actress
Yeawateva88: watching*
Yeawateva88: actress?
SwisArmiRomanc: porn isnt just for guys!
Yeawateva88: no shit lol
SwisArmiRomanc: but anyway
Yeawateva88: u act?
SwisArmiRomanc: its been real
SwisArmiRomanc: im gonna go do some shit
Yeawateva88: ewww
SwisArmiRomanc: maybe find a new victim
SwisArmiRomanc: no no
SwisArmiRomanc: not eat shit
Yeawateva88: lol
SwisArmiRomanc: just get shit done
Yeawateva88: oh ok
SwisArmiRomanc: so dont forget
Yeawateva88: good luk with acting
SwisArmiRomanc: tell mike how smart i think he is
Yeawateva88: (strivn to b an actor)
Yeawateva88: alrite
SwisArmiRomanc: good luck with that
SwisArmiRomanc: ciao
Yeawateva88: u kno i dnt speak spanish
SwisArmiRomanc: lol neither do i
SwisArmiRomanc: who cares
SwisArmiRomanc: as long as u can fake it good nobody will ever notice
Yeawateva88: yep
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