Apr 18, 2005 20:17
I had a theroy that all holiday or mental happy things when we were yound turned out to be rappist, malestures and killers.
Santa-Old man who wants lil boys and girls on his lap
-frist degree malesture...
Easter Bunni- a bunny going Bounce bounce bounce and giving u candy
-2nd degree rap and kiddnaper
Tooth Fairy-a little farie that takes ur teeth
-3rd degree robber
Sandman-puts shit in ur eye to make u sleep
-2nd degree killer
-3rd degree rapeer
(BLinds u-rapes u-kills u)
Boogy Monster-man Under ur bed
-1st degree rappest
-3rd degree murderer
Cupid-a little shit that has wings and makes u fall in love
-3rd degree threat
-2nd degree rape
Leprechauns-Little munchkins that have gold
-First-degree robber
-Second-degree killer
Comment me to tell me anymore heros u might think of and ill add them to the journal