Stealing Surveys: An Exercise in Online Journal Laziness
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Write down what it says: "If you didn't bathe six times a day, the sweat will hang like a shroud around you."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? My computer screen
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Modern Marvels: Times Square
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:52
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:52
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my sister playing Halo 2
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Coming home from Alex Martin's
8. Before you came to this website [started this survey], what did you look at? An IM from Katie Foreman
9. What are you wearing? Social Distortion shirt and jeans
10. What did you dream last night? I don't know. Probably something about donuts.
11. When did you last laugh? With Holes and Alex at Sarkis
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? a clock
13. Seen anything weird lately? I worked at a Alzheimer's care unit yesterday, so yes i did.
14. What do you think of this quiz? Meh.
15. What is the last film you saw? Showgirls.....yes, I'm serious
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? The Fireside Bowl
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'M NOT AN ONLY CHILD LIKE MY FRIENDS THINK I AM
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Cure for all cancer.
19. Do you like to dance? Oh yes.
20. George Bush: Let me put it this way: I would spit on his rotting corpse and LAUGH.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Diane
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jonas
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Canada seems better by the day
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "You sir, are a jackass."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? My computer screen
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Modern Marvels: Times Square
4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 8:52
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:52
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? my sister playing Halo 2
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Coming home from Alex Martin's
8. Before you came to this website [started this survey], what did you look at? An IM from Katie Foreman
9. What are you wearing? Social Distortion shirt and jeans
10. What did you dream last night? I don't know. Probably something about donuts.
11. When did you last laugh? With Holes and Alex at Sarkis
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? a clock
13. Seen anything weird lately? I worked at a Alzheimer's care unit yesterday, so yes i did.
14. What do you think of this quiz? Meh.
15. What is the last film you saw? Showgirls.....yes, I'm serious
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? The Fireside Bowl
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'M NOT AN ONLY CHILD LIKE MY FRIENDS THINK I AM
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Cure for all cancer.
19. Do you like to dance? Oh yes.
20. George Bush: Let me put it this way: I would spit on his rotting corpse and LAUGH.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Diane
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jonas
23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Canada seems better by the day
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "You sir, are a jackass."