One ✗ Action at Olney's Tavern, then at 5725 Cunningham Lane.

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[1: Early afternoon, Olney's Tavern.]

[Less than five minutes after waking up, Zegram could tell this was the sort of day he'd need a large amount of alcohol to get through. Really, the same could be same for just about any day ending in 'y', but he'd decided to get an early start today. That plan fell through the moment he realized the jug he

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[mylife4food]

[Oh wait. At home.

Yeah, there's a loud crashing sound in the backyard.]

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[The crash caught Zegram's attention. Sneering to himself a bit, he made his way to the back door and propped it open, folding his arms over his chest as he leaned against the doorway and watched the scene in the backyard.]

What the hell is goin' on out here?

[mylife4food]

[Looks like his entire makeshift tent collapsed on his makeshift table, making the noise.

I am attempting to live, sir.

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[Zegram stared at the mess of a tent. Just stared.]

Attempting to live, huh? Why not live in the house? Kinda looks like you can't pitch a tent to save your life, kid.

[mylife4food]

I-I just do not have the proper tools! Aside from that, a plainsman like myself does not feel comfortable sleeping indoors!

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Are you for real? You'd rather stay out here with the elements and all that crap?

[mylife4food]

I have done it my entire life...

[drunkenburst]

Sounds like a crummy life to me.

[mylife4food]

Sir, I must ask you to retract that insult. A plainsman of Sacae is always proud of his life.

[drunkenburst]

Yeah, well the way I hear it, none of us are what we used t'be here. So you're not a plainsman, you're a kid who's doin' a bang-up job of makin' himself look like an idiot out here.

[mylife4food]

I am a plainsman of Sacae and my location will never change that as it resides in my heart.

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[Zegram sighed, shaking his head and pressing the heel of his hand to his forehead.]

You're a stubborn kinda kid, aren't you. Well. No skin off my nose, I just wanted you to cut the racket out here.

[mylife4food]

Then...there will be no more noises!

[drunkenburst]

[The pirate gave flippant wave of his hand.] At least keep it down to a dull roar. This place seems to think I'm your dad, it's my job t'say stuff like that.

[mylife4food]

...you certainly do not look like my father. Your hair is too dark.

[drunkenburst]

Didn't say anything about it bein' biological. This place sticks people together and expects us to act like family, whatever that means.