Best way to contact you that I know of, sadly. I thought you would get a kick of this. You should pass it on to Elliott too, I have fond memories of listening to Queen in Earth Science with him.
"Did you hear the one about the Iranian government proclaiming Queen as the greatest rock band ever? Uh...Actually it just happened. In a news story straight from Bizzaro World the theocratic despots of Iran, a government which routinely executes homosexuals, has made Queen the first rock band to receive the Iranian seal of approval. There are several reasons why this is totally hilarious the most obvious being Freddy Mercury was gay. And I don't mean a little bit gay, like I-got-a-little-turned-on-in-the-gym-shower-gay, I mean, nailing-25-boy-groupies-after-a-concert, gay. Very, very gay. Apparently the Mullahs on Iran are willing to over look all the cocksucking for the good of the nation. Freddy was of Persian decent and even a murderous psychotic regime needs some good PR every once an a while. Actually the thing that really offends me about this is the Iranian approved Queen album that's just been released. According to the BBC story:The cassette, costing less than $1 (55 pence), comes complete with translated lyrics and an explanatory leaflet. It tells Queen fans that Bohemian Rhapsody is about a young man who has accidentally killed someone and, like Faust, sold his soul to the devil. On the night before his execution he calls God in Arabic, "Bismillah", and so regains his soul from Satan. Dude, that's, like, totally not what the song is about. Although, I never did understand who Scaramouche was or why he should do the fandango."
"Did you hear the one about the Iranian government proclaiming Queen as the greatest rock band ever? Uh...Actually it just happened. In a news story straight from Bizzaro World the theocratic despots of Iran, a government which routinely executes homosexuals, has made Queen the first rock band to receive the Iranian seal of approval. There are several reasons why this is totally hilarious the most obvious being Freddy Mercury was gay. And I don't mean a little bit gay, like I-got-a-little-turned-on-in-the-gym-shower-gay, I mean, nailing-25-boy-groupies-after-a-concert, gay. Very, very gay. Apparently the Mullahs on Iran are willing to over look all the cocksucking for the good of the nation. Freddy was of Persian decent and even a murderous psychotic regime needs some good PR every once an a while. Actually the thing that really offends me about this is the Iranian approved Queen album that's just been released. According to the BBC story:The cassette, costing less than $1 (55 pence), comes complete with translated lyrics and an explanatory leaflet. It tells Queen fans that Bohemian Rhapsody is about a young man who has accidentally killed someone and, like Faust, sold his soul to the devil. On the night before his execution he calls God in Arabic, "Bismillah", and so regains his soul from Satan. Dude, that's, like, totally not what the song is about. Although, I never did understand who Scaramouche was or why he should do the fandango."
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