All bow before the kind and benevolent leader of asscrackistan!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I set neurohazzard's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I punched _subjective in the arm (-10 points). Last Tuesday I gave spiralandjeremy a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In May I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (543 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
drunken_messiah