Apr 04, 2006 12:56
this is the 5th or 6th year in a row that i have attended the mariners home opener, i decided to make a day of it with the nicole. got there in the third inning, drunk by the fifth. went to The Sport afterwards, and was able to talk nicole(who is deathly afraid of heights) to go up in the space needle. it took a lot of coaxing to get her to go to the side and look over, but it was well worth it because she loved it.
highlight of the day though, goes to sitting at fado and overhearing this conversation:
Girl 1(butterface): no, no you can get a guy you're not ugly.(sarcastic voice)
Girl 2(slightly
chunky, but cute) : (stands up looks kinda pissed.)
Girl 1(butterface): hold on! you don't understand. it's just that most guys like skinny girls like me! but that doesn't mean that theres anything wrong with you. you're not obese.
Girl 2(slightly
chunky, but cute) :(still looks pissed, but laughs it off)
everyone in the bar heard this conversation, the girls left right after this, and everyone laughed there ass off at the ugly conceided bitch. you might have had to be there but it was damn funny to me.