Dear Australia

[drunken_hedghog]

We're very, very sorry for all the convict joke. We're also very sorry that we sent over so many people that tried (and sometimes succeeded) in eradicating your indigenous people. We drink your Fosters in penitence.

Now will you please stop sending shit TV over and give us some of the good stuff?

Comments

[7tree_hugger]

Dude, seriously? What are you watching?

[drunken_hedghog]

Nothing To Declare, Neighbours, Home & Away (Shit TV)
Spicks & Specks, Good News Week (Good TV)

[7tree_hugger]

I feel I must protest. Nothing To Declare is Good TV(tm). No, really! You just have to be drunk/overtired/imagine the Samuel L Jackson Voiceover.

[drunken_hedghog]

I would totally count NTD with a Sam L Jackson voiceover as Good TV. Just look at how well Go The Fuck To Sleep did with him. But it is not voiced by him. It is voiced by a smarmy idiot.

[7tree_hugger]

1. Mute TV
2. Imagination Activate
3. ?
4. PROFIT.