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[drunken_hedghog]

There is a sock in my bed and I am not sure from whence it came.

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[7tree_hugger]

Is it clean?

[drunken_hedghog]

It does appear so. I'm wondering now if there is a portal between the tumble-dryer and my bed.

[7tree_hugger]

Perhaps the sock-eater is making a nest in your bed?

[drunken_hedghog]

Awww, cute! I wonder how I can lure it out. I can't exactly use socks because they're scattered everywhere already.

[7tree_hugger]

An extra special sock might do the trick.

[drunken_hedghog]

Aha. I shall construct a trap out of my Christmas stocking. Surely none but the most resilient eater-of-socks could resist such temptation.