Jesus slogans that didnt quit make it

[drunken_daze]

Promise her anything, but give her the Jesus.

Or what about........

Bring Out The Jesus.

Or my favorite.........

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Jesus On Your Knife.

I think the Romans would agree with that

I got this all from:
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi