I'm old and stupid....
Tonight work went really well. Then some assclown teenage girls came in at the last minute. Something told me they would try to steal some booze. So I watched as one girl kept staring down the liquor aisle. I commented to Dave that they would be pretty fucking stupid to try and steal some booze just before closing. We laughed about how stupid that was. I mean, I saw this coming a mile away.
Then one bitch bought a 2-liter to distract me. The other went down the aisle and I saw her take a bottle off the shelf. A few minutes later, she came up and tried to leave. I told her to leave the bottle and she played dumb.
Damn it!! The law says, if we don't see them pocket it, we can't do anything. So the teen walks with the bottle, and I am pissed at myself for not scaring her into giving me the bottle.
Am I pissed that some teenager is drinking? no. Am I pissed I got outsmarted by a couple teenagers? yes. I'm also pissed that this country refuses to let parents teach their kids responsible drinking. And I'm pissed this kid had to steal to get a buzz.
I wanted to slap her in a parent-sorta-way, and tell her to knock it the fuck off!
So anyways, the result was me coming home for one drink and a puff on my cigar. Which turned into many drinks and many cigars. Good thing I have tomorrow off. :D My cats are staring at me like I'm crazy, and I'm trying to stay quiet while my better half sleeps.
If you read this, thanx for putting up with my drunk ass.
Have a good night!
Then one bitch bought a 2-liter to distract me. The other went down the aisle and I saw her take a bottle off the shelf. A few minutes later, she came up and tried to leave. I told her to leave the bottle and she played dumb.
Damn it!! The law says, if we don't see them pocket it, we can't do anything. So the teen walks with the bottle, and I am pissed at myself for not scaring her into giving me the bottle.
Am I pissed that some teenager is drinking? no. Am I pissed I got outsmarted by a couple teenagers? yes. I'm also pissed that this country refuses to let parents teach their kids responsible drinking. And I'm pissed this kid had to steal to get a buzz.
I wanted to slap her in a parent-sorta-way, and tell her to knock it the fuck off!
So anyways, the result was me coming home for one drink and a puff on my cigar. Which turned into many drinks and many cigars. Good thing I have tomorrow off. :D My cats are staring at me like I'm crazy, and I'm trying to stay quiet while my better half sleeps.
If you read this, thanx for putting up with my drunk ass.
Have a good night!