Jan 07, 2007 01:59
Oh my God this cannot be happening. I cannot possibly be locked out of my own room at this hour. My head is heavy and all it wants is to rest on the perpetual softness of my smelly pillow. Oh my God I am the queen of your chewing gum. Oh my God I lost at a round of 'The Ship Came Into The Harbour'. Oh my God the bartender at Karma ripped us off our money and sold my friends premium whiskey which should've cost us nothing if not for his bollocks sense of hearing. Oh my God the surprise party didn't turn out to be all that surprising afterall after birthday girl exclaimed "Gosh what took you guys so long?" with a mischevious little snicker. Oh my God I don't even think I should go for that education fair tomorrow considering how they're all just out to sell me their courses. They don't care if I graduate and then eventually have problems securing a job so what does it matter? It doesn't make a difference at the end of the day. Oh my God I have a crush on him and am so damn clueless about it. Oh my God I truly suck and desperately need classes in knowing what I really want.
Sharmin