me and nathan are SO cool.
blacklabel170: once upon a time there was a mary
marylovestoskank: she lived on a toads butt
blacklabel170: and ate many butt flies that came roaming near her
marylovestoskank: one day she ate the WRONG butt fly and her stomach felt awful
blacklabel170: so she decided i'd better get off my ass and do something with my life before i die from some stinky ass flie
marylovestoskank: so she wandered the village when suddenly, she ran into an old friend Pete Gonzalez Junior
blacklabel170: he said, "ey mang, wutchu doong ou dere?"
marylovestoskank: She replied "I fear of growing deathly ill of frog butt syndrome, so i've decided to become a drug dealer."
marylovestoskank: for toads
blacklabel170: "eyyy, choo no i can hook you up wid some fine quality dope mang, and for yew, i do it half price, ow you like dat?"
marylovestoskank: "actually" said Mary "I think drug dealing is a little outta my range, I used to be a hooker, it was too real, so I guess I'll just be a tap dancer."
blacklabel170: "eh, fuck yew den"
blacklabel170: he replied
marylovestoskank: "whatever you damned dirty mexican." mary said rudely as she walked away with her tail in the air.
blacklabel170: suddenly, pete lashed out with his shank to try and end the toads bitchery forever, but he missed, tripped and broke both his legs.
marylovestoskank: "oh dear." mary shrugged, this has happened too many times. Guess I'll just ignore it.
blacklabel170: so she continued to town, crossing through many bad neighbourhoods with dangerous looking negroes eyeing her from porches while eating watermelon
marylovestoskank: she whispered nigger while silently grasping her banana and continued on
blacklabel170: as she passed the last house, she must have whispered to loud cause all of a sudden one of the larger negroes jumped up with his 9 and shouted," whatchu say biotch!!"
marylovestoskank: mary tried using her dissapearing act like the invisible woman but forgot it had been revoked from all her dirty deeds so she flew away instead (being a superhero and all)
blacklabel170: as she flew into the evening sky, 9 millimeter rounds flying past her, she spotted something strange on the horizon, a cloud that looked like her old friend gooky mcgookerton, the annoying thai man from her last job, "strange
blacklabel170: she thought," i wonder why that is there"
marylovestoskank: she glared at it and it made a sad face...or maybe that was just her imaginations. A delicious looking slice of pizza flew into her mouth like a berry on pacman ''this must be my lucky day." she thought.
blacklabel170: but then the pizza got caught in her throat and she started choking!!
marylovestoskank: caca ekk (choking noises) the pizza flew out and a tear fell down from the sky...from mary's eye.
blacklabel170: "how could my favortie foord try to hurt me!" she thought, "there must be no god!"
marylovestoskank: god struck a lightning bolt nearly two inches from her, she heard a laugh. "ahahah, sorry mary I'm just messing with you." said captain iceland her friend from superhero college.
blacklabel170: "ello cap'n oicland!" said mary, disguising her voice as a british transient, "
blacklabel170: wot you think yore doin?!"
marylovestoskank: captain iceland cackled as a marijuana leaf flew out of his mouth. "I'm eating these mysterious plants."
blacklabel170: "what do they do?" she asked
marylovestoskank: "they make me feel alive...more so then I've ever felt in my entire life." captain iceland said. Mary flew away quickly realising she hated Captain iceland at the moment because of his hairy mole on his right buttcheek that you can see thru the spandex.
blacklabel170: that mole infuriates me!" thought mary, "but i bet hes got a huge penis"
marylovestoskank: "hmmm... interesting..." mary landed at a pizza parlor with slices resembling the one that tried to choke her. "I'm very unsatisfied." she said
blacklabel170: suddenly Mr. Toad Studdman walked by and said, "nice ass Mary, get any flies on there?"
marylovestoskank: "screw you toad my ass is glamorous toads only like asses like yours!" mary cried out
blacklabel170: "bitch please" he said, and walked off
marylovestoskank: mary grew highly impatient to the fat greasy pizza man and walked out the door. a janitors supply store was across the street. "my favorite!' she said as she ran into the store with gleaming eyes
blacklabel170: as she walked down the wonderous isles of hand soap, toilet cleaner and rubber gloves, she thought, this is what would make my life complete.
marylovestoskank: mary walkd up to the front of the store. "can i see the manager?" she asked. moments later a handsome manager walked out "how may i help you Miss?"
blacklabel170: "i want to work here
blacklabel170: "she said
marylovestoskank: he smiled big and said "we've never had such a beautiful lady come here before, you are hired."
blacklabel170: happiness like none she had experienced flooded through her! "at last!" she cried " my janitorial dreams are fulfilled!"
marylovestoskank: a month later the janitor supply store was the most visited place in toad butt land. Mary decked it out with blues brothers merchandise and 50s' music playing all the time. the most glamorous of people came. even the queen of england!
blacklabel170: but she had forgotten about buttflieitis, and if she didnt remeber, it would be her end! du du dunnnnn
marylovestoskank: mary went to the soup store for a cure, the soup store manager with a big mole on her lip asked what she needed today.
blacklabel170: "i need some anal soup for my buttflies please" she axed politely
marylovestoskank: souplady sue searched thru her shelves.."ah, here we are, one buttflieitis cure just for you doll! Make sure and drink it all up immediately!"
blacklabel170: and so she drank the soup, and it felt good, so good.
marylovestoskank: she was cured. and the janitor supply store was a success. life is complete she thught. FIN
Most beaufiful story ever written.
marylovestoskank: she lived on a toads butt
blacklabel170: and ate many butt flies that came roaming near her
marylovestoskank: one day she ate the WRONG butt fly and her stomach felt awful
blacklabel170: so she decided i'd better get off my ass and do something with my life before i die from some stinky ass flie
marylovestoskank: so she wandered the village when suddenly, she ran into an old friend Pete Gonzalez Junior
blacklabel170: he said, "ey mang, wutchu doong ou dere?"
marylovestoskank: She replied "I fear of growing deathly ill of frog butt syndrome, so i've decided to become a drug dealer."
marylovestoskank: for toads
blacklabel170: "eyyy, choo no i can hook you up wid some fine quality dope mang, and for yew, i do it half price, ow you like dat?"
marylovestoskank: "actually" said Mary "I think drug dealing is a little outta my range, I used to be a hooker, it was too real, so I guess I'll just be a tap dancer."
blacklabel170: "eh, fuck yew den"
blacklabel170: he replied
marylovestoskank: "whatever you damned dirty mexican." mary said rudely as she walked away with her tail in the air.
blacklabel170: suddenly, pete lashed out with his shank to try and end the toads bitchery forever, but he missed, tripped and broke both his legs.
marylovestoskank: "oh dear." mary shrugged, this has happened too many times. Guess I'll just ignore it.
blacklabel170: so she continued to town, crossing through many bad neighbourhoods with dangerous looking negroes eyeing her from porches while eating watermelon
marylovestoskank: she whispered nigger while silently grasping her banana and continued on
blacklabel170: as she passed the last house, she must have whispered to loud cause all of a sudden one of the larger negroes jumped up with his 9 and shouted," whatchu say biotch!!"
marylovestoskank: mary tried using her dissapearing act like the invisible woman but forgot it had been revoked from all her dirty deeds so she flew away instead (being a superhero and all)
blacklabel170: as she flew into the evening sky, 9 millimeter rounds flying past her, she spotted something strange on the horizon, a cloud that looked like her old friend gooky mcgookerton, the annoying thai man from her last job, "strange
blacklabel170: she thought," i wonder why that is there"
marylovestoskank: she glared at it and it made a sad face...or maybe that was just her imaginations. A delicious looking slice of pizza flew into her mouth like a berry on pacman ''this must be my lucky day." she thought.
blacklabel170: but then the pizza got caught in her throat and she started choking!!
marylovestoskank: caca ekk (choking noises) the pizza flew out and a tear fell down from the sky...from mary's eye.
blacklabel170: "how could my favortie foord try to hurt me!" she thought, "there must be no god!"
marylovestoskank: god struck a lightning bolt nearly two inches from her, she heard a laugh. "ahahah, sorry mary I'm just messing with you." said captain iceland her friend from superhero college.
blacklabel170: "ello cap'n oicland!" said mary, disguising her voice as a british transient, "
blacklabel170: wot you think yore doin?!"
marylovestoskank: captain iceland cackled as a marijuana leaf flew out of his mouth. "I'm eating these mysterious plants."
blacklabel170: "what do they do?" she asked
marylovestoskank: "they make me feel alive...more so then I've ever felt in my entire life." captain iceland said. Mary flew away quickly realising she hated Captain iceland at the moment because of his hairy mole on his right buttcheek that you can see thru the spandex.
blacklabel170: that mole infuriates me!" thought mary, "but i bet hes got a huge penis"
marylovestoskank: "hmmm... interesting..." mary landed at a pizza parlor with slices resembling the one that tried to choke her. "I'm very unsatisfied." she said
blacklabel170: suddenly Mr. Toad Studdman walked by and said, "nice ass Mary, get any flies on there?"
marylovestoskank: "screw you toad my ass is glamorous toads only like asses like yours!" mary cried out
blacklabel170: "bitch please" he said, and walked off
marylovestoskank: mary grew highly impatient to the fat greasy pizza man and walked out the door. a janitors supply store was across the street. "my favorite!' she said as she ran into the store with gleaming eyes
blacklabel170: as she walked down the wonderous isles of hand soap, toilet cleaner and rubber gloves, she thought, this is what would make my life complete.
marylovestoskank: mary walkd up to the front of the store. "can i see the manager?" she asked. moments later a handsome manager walked out "how may i help you Miss?"
blacklabel170: "i want to work here
blacklabel170: "she said
marylovestoskank: he smiled big and said "we've never had such a beautiful lady come here before, you are hired."
blacklabel170: happiness like none she had experienced flooded through her! "at last!" she cried " my janitorial dreams are fulfilled!"
marylovestoskank: a month later the janitor supply store was the most visited place in toad butt land. Mary decked it out with blues brothers merchandise and 50s' music playing all the time. the most glamorous of people came. even the queen of england!
blacklabel170: but she had forgotten about buttflieitis, and if she didnt remeber, it would be her end! du du dunnnnn
marylovestoskank: mary went to the soup store for a cure, the soup store manager with a big mole on her lip asked what she needed today.
blacklabel170: "i need some anal soup for my buttflies please" she axed politely
marylovestoskank: souplady sue searched thru her shelves.."ah, here we are, one buttflieitis cure just for you doll! Make sure and drink it all up immediately!"
blacklabel170: and so she drank the soup, and it felt good, so good.
marylovestoskank: she was cured. and the janitor supply store was a success. life is complete she thught. FIN
Most beaufiful story ever written.