WHAT IS BREATHING

[drunkcascookies]

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WHAT IS LIFE WHAT IS AIR A;LSKDFJAA;LSKDJF

EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS.

FASSY YOU LOOK FABULOUS

CHARLES STAY SASSY FOR ALWAYS

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[fahrenheit_f430]

Y'know, without the wig and in a different dress, Fassy would pass for Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies. Convincingly so.

[drunkcascookies]

YES. So much truefax in that statement.

[fahrenheit_f430]

Am now picturing James calling Michael's agent and getting Michael to show up at a hotel in a sexy dress, then pulling the sit in the shadows and play taped phrases back at him while Michael does a SEXY DANCE thing...

HNNNG!

[drunkcascookies]

like the end of this video?

[drunkcascookies]

Aw, that didn't work. Well, it's Ben Affleck sitting in a dark room watching Mango from SNL do a sexy dance in front of him.

[fahrenheit_f430]

Possibly. I think it's blocked in my country as I can't search & find the sketch on YT. :/

I think I might actually kill to see JMc n' Fassy remake the interrogation scene from Basic Instinct, too...

[drunkcascookies]

If this video doesn't work: http://www.metatube.com/en/videos/6623/Ben-Affleck-Mango/

you can read the transcript here:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99mmango.phtml

But really, it's best if you can watch it if you can.

OOOoooOOOooOoOoo... I would also go for the fake orgasm scene of When Harry Met Sally.

[fahrenheit_f430]

Yeaaaaaaaaaah, that's what I'm talking about. XD

I would also go for the fake orgasm scene of When Harry Met Sally.

They should've done that for the Wolverine cameo. I can see Hugh Jackman doing the "I'll have whatever she's having" line. XD

[drunkcascookies]

LOL. They really missed a great opportunity. I just love to see Charles faking the orgasm. That would really make it for me. XD

[fahrenheit_f430]

I'm still sulky that YT pulled my redub of the Wolvie cameo. I replaced the music in the scene with the track from the Blue Oyster Bar (yes, from Police Academy). :(

The thing is, would Charles be FAKING one? Seriously, he'd be, like, 3ft away from ERIK! That's enough to give anyone an orgasm. :DD

[drunkcascookies]

Boo. That sounded magnificent.

Erik would be projecting dirty absolutely filthy fantasies, and then Charles really would be having an orgasm (or two or three), wouldn't he? XD

[fahrenheit_f430]

It was EPIC LULZ. :(

I've thought of something Erik could project that would be better than fantasies - a memory of what he and Charles did in bed the previous night. XD

[drunkcascookies]

ROFL. Yes, that would beat fantasies. XPP

[fahrenheit_f430]

And Charles furtively touching his temple, 'cause his connection breaks if he doesn't do that. Basically, Charles having the experience of trying to pick up a 3G cell signal in 1962 only it's Erik not a 3G signal and it's 'cause Erik is 'reminiscing' in 3D HD with 5.1 sound.

[drunkcascookies]

Erik is a cell phone and Charles is a reception tower! And all that gets transmitted are porny images of the two of them!

[fahrenheit_f430]

EXACTLY. Only you know when Erik's reception goes to FIVE BARS 'cause Charles keels over hyperventilating. \o/