Mar 31, 2005 23:19
it has been a really long time i think maybe a year but i have no clue were else to put this where ppl can actually read it so it goes here. SO read it and tell me what u think. I don't think it is that bad, but someone also sai that it was Good... Werid ... but good so u tell me . It might be long but worth it SO with out further ado i give u the story 1:
It was a warm spring day in Potatoeville. The pirates were sitting around the pirate cave. Now the pirates are a local team of superheroes. The pirates consist of Duck who chucks deadly quackers, Goat who can stop bullets with her teeth, and who has a wicked back kick. Then there is Mrs. Depp who is the entertainer (wink wink). Lastly there is Batgirl who can fly and blind people. It seemed to be a quite day. The girls had no worries. Until they saw the “OUT OF RUM” sign starting to flash. Duck jumped up and yelled “ To the pirate mobile!” The girls hopped into the pirate mobile and headed to the chief’s office. Once inside the office the girls found Mrs. Depp’s extra curricular activity and police chief Mr. Porkchop. He was pacing around the room “ Mr. Porkchop what seems to be the problem” asked Goat. “It’s gone, the shiners hat,” yelled Porkchop. “OH NO!!! Not the hat. How did this happen?” asked Mrs. Depp “ Early this morning three tiny little men. Hopped out of a tiny car, walked into town hall, and took the hat! They ran out of the building and jumped on an emu and an elephant. That’s the last we saw of the hat,” explained Mr. Porkchop. “HOLLY BANANA’S!!!!!! It sounds like the evil Fluffly Mc Fluff Fluff,” yelled batgirl. The girls raced out of the office, hopped in the pirate mobile and headed towards the pirate cave. Once there they watched the videotape of the robbery. They decided that it was for sure Fluffy Mc Fluff Fluff’s doing. Now the next step is to find Fluffy but where could she be? The girls hopped into the pirate mobile and headed down to town hall, to look for clues. Once at town hall the girls started to look for clues. All of a sudden Duck yelled that she found something. The girls ran over to her to see what she found. Duck was holding a glow stick with the name Pussy Cats Galore! The girls were very quite and looked at each other, finally Mrs. Depp spoke. “You know guys it is the place on the corner of Becker and Webcom.” The rest of the girls still had a blank stare on their faces. “ You know the place were I used to work” said Mrs.Depp the girls all nodded. They hopped into the car and five minutes later were standing out side the old strip joint. “ Are we sure this is the place” asked Goat. All of a sudden they heard beats thumping geno beats the kind that make you want to puke then rip your ears off. “ Yes this is the place,” exclaimed batgirl. The girls walked inside and saw Fluffy Mc Fluff Fluff doing some god-awful dance that looked like a beach whale in heat. “ Fluffy you’re dancing says are over give us back the hat NOW!!!” yelled Batgirl. “Don’t think I can Batgirl” said Fluffly as she pushed a button. All of a sudden an elephant and emu appeared. “ HOLLY KUMKAQT” said batgirl “HOLLY HOOCHIE” said Duck “ HOLLY UNTTERS MERRR!!!!!!!” said Goat. The girls looked at Mrs. Depp to see why she did not say anything finally Mrs.Depp asked “ Do my boobs look bigger in this top guys?” The girls shook their heads at their friend and went to work. First Batgirl blinded both the emu and the elephant. Then Goat kicked in their knees making them fall to the ground. Then Duck used her quackers to knock them unconscious. Once they were knocked out, the girls tied them up. Now it was just Fluffy Mc fluff fluff and the superheroes. “ This is your last chance, give up or face our wrath,” said batgirl. “NEVER” yelled Fluffy. With that Goat kicked over some box’s burying fluffy. The girls ran over and handcuffed her. Mrs.Depp walked up to Fluffy and said to her “ Fluffy I only have one question for you, do you think my boobs are bigger?” The other girls just shook their heads. They took Fluffy back to the town hull put the hat back and handed fluffy over to Mr. Porkchop. “ Thank - you so much girls. Once again you have saved the day.” Said Mr. Porkchop. SO that’s it Potateoville is safe again thanks to Duck, Goat, Mrs.Depp and Batgirl. Safe again for good or is it???????????