Stupid Stuff
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"The barefooted skank-fest that took place 6:30 this morning in a groggy man's bathroom ends in tragedy as he rushes off to school that he may spend the rest of the day in a pain-induced stupor from a ripped up toe."
"The barefooted skank-fest that took place 6:30 this morning in a groggy man's bathroom ends in tragedy as he rushes off to school that he may spend the rest of the day in a pain-induced stupor from a ripped up toe."