ahhh!!! mariah tagged me!
As *nsync would say, “God must have spent a little more time on you.”
What, exactly, did God spend more time on? erm... my nose, i suppose,
as it must have taken some time to make it so crazy
If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? damn hippy liberals that want to protest everything. them protestin all this different stuff, i dunno how id keep up. i suppose id the protesters would just protest like the crazy hippys they are
In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover? dory fron nemo would play me cuz shes badass, and johnny depp would be my lover cuz hes damn sexy. What flavor of diet coke do you next want? cheesemburger Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
i thought mouse looked funny with dreads
Tell one crazy “I can’t believe how drunk I was” story. fell off a wall, pulled up some tree roots, parteyd on some fun lil swingset, had trouble findin mah way home (corse i had help from mah homies), had some fun with this 8th grader, pretty clasic, not too interesting
Ideal Christmas stocking? gummy hot dogs, of corse (wich is wut i got this year)
Britney Spears’ soul mate? paris hilton
What is the one book you think everyone should read? youre only old once by dr. seuss
At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar. 312 Ever puked and run? er...no, i dont believe so
Tell one "too tired to finish masturbating" story dont have one
Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
1. i was grounded for 1/3 of my eighth grade
2. im grounded right now for walking to burgerking with my friends
3.i used to be afraid of dogs
4. it pisses me off when people tell me im shy
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
granty grants all curled up!!! aww.
If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
id order pizza, o corse. yum yum.
If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be? wheres waldo?
What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
its on the wall, right behind zack attack
Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining? i dunno, i usually dont swing that way, but for a warrior princess....
Whats your favorite animal? show us.
mah poodle!!!
If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
camoflauge so i could hide an no one could see me
What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
ball gags turn me on, of corse. silly.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal'?
depends on the question
Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
i like em. especially wen u put kooliad in em an make yummy lil popsicle things
If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, you’re a fucking whore.
actually, i would prefer someone who could make a boat out of palmtrees and sand and stuff. but if i had to pick, prolly talkin i suppose
What is the biggest insult someone could tell you? i dunno. dont really get insulted too much, i suppose. or i just don notice, maybe. either way, itd have to be pretty straitforeward. o wait. i know. that i have an annoying voice. bacuse that makes me afraid to talk around certain people. who know who they are, or maybe not, i dunno.
If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner? dunno, id prolly be chill with wutever
Tag six people: six??? i dunno six. vicky, lilys, anyone else who wants to do this. good way to pass ur time at 3 in the morning, no joke
If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? damn hippy liberals that want to protest everything. them protestin all this different stuff, i dunno how id keep up. i suppose id the protesters would just protest like the crazy hippys they are
In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover? dory fron nemo would play me cuz shes badass, and johnny depp would be my lover cuz hes damn sexy. What flavor of diet coke do you next want? cheesemburger Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
i thought mouse looked funny with dreads
Tell one crazy “I can’t believe how drunk I was” story. fell off a wall, pulled up some tree roots, parteyd on some fun lil swingset, had trouble findin mah way home (corse i had help from mah homies), had some fun with this 8th grader, pretty clasic, not too interesting
Ideal Christmas stocking? gummy hot dogs, of corse (wich is wut i got this year)
Britney Spears’ soul mate? paris hilton
What is the one book you think everyone should read? youre only old once by dr. seuss
At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar. 312 Ever puked and run? er...no, i dont believe so
Tell one "too tired to finish masturbating" story dont have one
Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
1. i was grounded for 1/3 of my eighth grade
2. im grounded right now for walking to burgerking with my friends
3.i used to be afraid of dogs
4. it pisses me off when people tell me im shy
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
granty grants all curled up!!! aww.
If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
id order pizza, o corse. yum yum.
If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be? wheres waldo?
What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
its on the wall, right behind zack attack
Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining? i dunno, i usually dont swing that way, but for a warrior princess....
Whats your favorite animal? show us.
mah poodle!!!
If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
camoflauge so i could hide an no one could see me
What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
ball gags turn me on, of corse. silly.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal'?
depends on the question
Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
i like em. especially wen u put kooliad in em an make yummy lil popsicle things
If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, you’re a fucking whore.
actually, i would prefer someone who could make a boat out of palmtrees and sand and stuff. but if i had to pick, prolly talkin i suppose
What is the biggest insult someone could tell you? i dunno. dont really get insulted too much, i suppose. or i just don notice, maybe. either way, itd have to be pretty straitforeward. o wait. i know. that i have an annoying voice. bacuse that makes me afraid to talk around certain people. who know who they are, or maybe not, i dunno.
If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner? dunno, id prolly be chill with wutever
Tag six people: six??? i dunno six. vicky, lilys, anyone else who wants to do this. good way to pass ur time at 3 in the morning, no joke