Anarchy Camp
So, haven't updated in a long time.
Like you fucktards care anyways. Right?
Ahem, anyways. I still am kinda creeped out that my sister has the ability to read this whenever she's online . . . . I don't think she checks it often which is a plus. Oh well, I'll just flip her the bird. Yesterday was pretty fun.
We were at Carls Jr. just hangin' out. ((Faith and I)) and omg like fucking Darcee shows up and steals my hamburger. That freakin' Darcee. Anyways, we went to the docks to look at the pirate ships and these shitty little "urban trees".
Had to go home, and we ended up in Mexico. And was almost eatin' by a massive naked guy. He was so large I could see small children packed under his uber huge man boobs. It is my belief that he was stocking them away for when he has the munchies later.
At my sister's band thing I had this revolutionary idea. It was: that if one more colorguard girl would have jumped when they all jumped, a large Earth quake would occur. Or the planet would slowly tilt out of orbit.
But alas, there was one short. So, instead I heard them all break their ankles at the same consecutive moment from when they were throwing their fleshy legs in the air trying to be sexy for the audience.
Insert shudder here.
"Does Coronado Island even have a beach?"
"What? Did they all break their ankles at the same time?"
"Damn, they'd open for pizza."
"I have a revolutionary idea! We can get your money back Darcee, if we dress up as giant cakes and ring the door bell. I think Crystal and Linda would open for that!"
Just proof of my off-handed stupidity and well rounded randomness.
Adios,
----JARED----
Like you fucktards care anyways. Right?
Ahem, anyways. I still am kinda creeped out that my sister has the ability to read this whenever she's online . . . . I don't think she checks it often which is a plus. Oh well, I'll just flip her the bird. Yesterday was pretty fun.
We were at Carls Jr. just hangin' out. ((Faith and I)) and omg like fucking Darcee shows up and steals my hamburger. That freakin' Darcee. Anyways, we went to the docks to look at the pirate ships and these shitty little "urban trees".
Had to go home, and we ended up in Mexico. And was almost eatin' by a massive naked guy. He was so large I could see small children packed under his uber huge man boobs. It is my belief that he was stocking them away for when he has the munchies later.
At my sister's band thing I had this revolutionary idea. It was: that if one more colorguard girl would have jumped when they all jumped, a large Earth quake would occur. Or the planet would slowly tilt out of orbit.
But alas, there was one short. So, instead I heard them all break their ankles at the same consecutive moment from when they were throwing their fleshy legs in the air trying to be sexy for the audience.
Insert shudder here.
"Does Coronado Island even have a beach?"
"What? Did they all break their ankles at the same time?"
"Damn, they'd open for pizza."
"I have a revolutionary idea! We can get your money back Darcee, if we dress up as giant cakes and ring the door bell. I think Crystal and Linda would open for that!"
Just proof of my off-handed stupidity and well rounded randomness.
Adios,
----JARED----