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Today, it is February 2nd. 19 FREAKIN' DAYZ TO MUH BIRFDAY, BIOTCHEZ!!!!
Nothin' is really happening in the rife of Jared. Just hangin' out with Ithy McMonkeyToes, Loose Change, and Irkenstein . . . Wait, hold on I need to get dressed.
Ok, I'm back.
Well . . . other than the usual drab, that's all folks. Nothing about flying space ships, 40 story hermit crabs, urban metropolistic towers of terror, daring escapes from a corporate machine's clutches, smooth talkin' crime overlords, or even the occasional revolution of the lowest class in society . . .
Nope, none of that happenin' here.
----JARED----
Nothin' is really happening in the rife of Jared. Just hangin' out with Ithy McMonkeyToes, Loose Change, and Irkenstein . . . Wait, hold on I need to get dressed.
Ok, I'm back.
Well . . . other than the usual drab, that's all folks. Nothing about flying space ships, 40 story hermit crabs, urban metropolistic towers of terror, daring escapes from a corporate machine's clutches, smooth talkin' crime overlords, or even the occasional revolution of the lowest class in society . . .
Nope, none of that happenin' here.
----JARED----