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[drunik]

- boy, I need some onion
- sorry, mam, we don't have onion at the moment
- I don't care, I need some onion
- but mam, we don't have onion in the market right now
- you don't understand me, I need some onion
- well, mam, lets check your english. How many letters "p" in the word "apple"?
- two
- right, mam. and how many letters "t" in the word "letter"?
- two
- right mam. and how many "fuck" in the word "onion"?
- but there is no "fuck" in "onion"
- right, mam, there is no fuckin onion