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Jan 22, 2008 19:04

Dear Mr. Perfect,

First of all, if you're so perfect then why is it that I haven't met you yet? Perfect men seem to be a scarcity as of the moment -the ones that don't end up breaking your heart in the end at least. So, I'm wondering why a man like you wouldn't have a reputation that will reach Timbuktu. Is it because your so perfect that modesty is a quality on your list? Personally, I think it's high time that you show yourself, since many of us single women are waiting (impatiently, I might add) for you.

It's tiring, really. Being with so many different men and realizing that he's not you. Sure, people always say that every heartbreak is a lesson gained, and someday we'll all use these lessons for better judgment. But I'd still like to state the obvious -it's still a heartache to go through all these breaking moments, and some of us would like to be spared of these painful points in our lives.

The problem with this though, is that it's even more painful to be lonely than to be broken. Because at least (even with the knowledge of the impending heartbreak) there's still someone that makes you smile as of the moment. Most women, though, would like the security of knowing that she finally has her Mr.Perfect and not her Mr.Perfect-for-now to be less lonely with.

So with that, I'd like to remind you to please hurry up and get your ass on that steed of yours and come rescue me from this endless succession of mistakes I've made in love (or lust, whichever) Also, a little reminder that Valentines is coming up. I've never been a fan of the Single Awareness movement, so maybe you could spare me from being so bitter on this lovely Hallmark created holiday.

Waiting,

Ms. Hopeless Romantic

Ps. I like Godiva Truffles, and my favorite flowers are Stargazers. Just thought this information would perhaps make you move a little faster.
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