forget my name and forget my face
i havent missed you one bit.
LMFAO CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A DIPSHIT I AM?!
let me weave you the tale (yes, i totally did the "weaving tale" hand motion when i typed that)
ok so i went to this play here on campus and i get back and my roommate is gone.
not a big surprise there, no big deal she'll be back soon. so im getting ready for bed and i go to the bathroom
(which connects to another dorm that houses two girls from greenville whom sarah(roommate) and i have tagged "the weird suitmates". sarah dislikes them a lot more than i do, but they are kind of strange)
so anyways, im in the bathroom and i can totally hear the suitmates talking
(which sucks cause they can obviously hear me peeing, which is very strange)
so then i think i can hear 3 voices, which was kind of strange to me just cause its like 10:45 and everybody has class tomorrow and they have usually passed out by now and its just weird.
so i listen more carefully and i swear to god the third voice belongs to sarah (roommate).
so i am like beyond confused and i am the most curious person ever so i just kind of ....linger (if you will) and listen (eavesdrop).
so i keep listening and i am just so damn confused. they are talking about like...fucking mugs and hot chocolate. hahaha
i realized how insane i looked just standing in the bathroom so i go back to my dorm and wash my face and i come up with this plan that i can linger and if one of them comes in i can just pretend to be hanging my towel back up (on the back of our bathroom door)...no big deal.
so im in the bathroom, towel in hand, listening intently when i slowly start to remember that one of the weird suitemates kind of sounds like sarah, but im incredibly nosy so i just continue to eavesdrop.
im standing in the bathroom totally fixated on their conversation when all of a sudden...
one of the weird suitmates opens their door into the bathroom and i swear to god, i probably jumped.... 6 feet in the air.
lmfao i dont even know if she noticed or not, but i hung my towel up quickly, she said hi, i said hi back and then closed the door looking (im sure) incredibly suspicious while doing it.
so there you are. the tale of how much of a complete douchebag i am. i hope you enjoyed.
i also pretty much concluded that i am just fucking nuts and that it was definitely not sarah, though im totally asking her/telling her the story when she gets back. hahahah
LMFAO CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A DIPSHIT I AM?!
let me weave you the tale (yes, i totally did the "weaving tale" hand motion when i typed that)
ok so i went to this play here on campus and i get back and my roommate is gone.
not a big surprise there, no big deal she'll be back soon. so im getting ready for bed and i go to the bathroom
(which connects to another dorm that houses two girls from greenville whom sarah(roommate) and i have tagged "the weird suitmates". sarah dislikes them a lot more than i do, but they are kind of strange)
so anyways, im in the bathroom and i can totally hear the suitmates talking
(which sucks cause they can obviously hear me peeing, which is very strange)
so then i think i can hear 3 voices, which was kind of strange to me just cause its like 10:45 and everybody has class tomorrow and they have usually passed out by now and its just weird.
so i listen more carefully and i swear to god the third voice belongs to sarah (roommate).
so i am like beyond confused and i am the most curious person ever so i just kind of ....linger (if you will) and listen (eavesdrop).
so i keep listening and i am just so damn confused. they are talking about like...fucking mugs and hot chocolate. hahaha
i realized how insane i looked just standing in the bathroom so i go back to my dorm and wash my face and i come up with this plan that i can linger and if one of them comes in i can just pretend to be hanging my towel back up (on the back of our bathroom door)...no big deal.
so im in the bathroom, towel in hand, listening intently when i slowly start to remember that one of the weird suitemates kind of sounds like sarah, but im incredibly nosy so i just continue to eavesdrop.
im standing in the bathroom totally fixated on their conversation when all of a sudden...
one of the weird suitmates opens their door into the bathroom and i swear to god, i probably jumped.... 6 feet in the air.
lmfao i dont even know if she noticed or not, but i hung my towel up quickly, she said hi, i said hi back and then closed the door looking (im sure) incredibly suspicious while doing it.
so there you are. the tale of how much of a complete douchebag i am. i hope you enjoyed.
i also pretty much concluded that i am just fucking nuts and that it was definitely not sarah, though im totally asking her/telling her the story when she gets back. hahahah