Sep 15, 2007 16:44
"I really wanted to drop this kid off so I wouldn't have to worry about it."
"Sir, we would be more than happy to oblige you in sending your son to work for us. But in order to do so, we'll be more than happy to take you to the public notary on Saturday and make it official."
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"Oh. You poor people waited up til the last minute to show up. Where have you been these past nine days ???"
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"I've got to make sure you're not wired. Will you please lift your shirt for me"
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"I want to go where you've gone."
"I would recommend against doing that."
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"Hey look someone is sleeping over there."
"No way! That definitely looks like a rock to me."
recapitulation