Survey taken form Joe
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with?
- mom
2. What is your weapon of choice?
- sword
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
- yes
4. How about of the same sex?
- always
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
- mom
6. What is your pet peeve?
- when people talk and all that comes out is complaints, stupid people, me not being as good as i want to be
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
- yes people dont change so fuck them
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
- floss
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
- 4:30
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
- Christina Harvey
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
- i dont feel like it so im not doing it
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
- i dont watch tv
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
- gym class freshman year
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
- its sunday dick
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
- Dr. Pepper
2. Meat eaters:
- yes
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
- 2 Smirnoffs and a couple beers
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
- no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
- no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
- sweets
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?
- yes
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
- enough
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
- enough
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
- no
4. Have you "done it"?
- no, wanna fuck?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
- smile, legs
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
- i wish
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
- no
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
- 0
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
- Burger King
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
- 2004 GMC Yukon Denali XL, bitchin sub woofers, body kit, house, add on to my drums, college (in that order)
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
- rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
- yes
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
- yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
- 40
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
- played drums for 5 years
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
- playing music
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
- become a Field Agent in CSI somewhere close to home
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
- yes because that means i have to kill more people
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
- yes
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
- yes
7. what did you do today that you're proud of?
- remembered where Best Buy was
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own?
- a bitchin car
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
- mike because neither of us have any artistic talent whatsoever outside of music
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
- everyone else sucks at living
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
- no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
- no
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
- no thanks
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
- no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust
1. Who did you last get angry with?
- mom
2. What is your weapon of choice?
- sword
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
- yes
4. How about of the same sex?
- always
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
- mom
6. What is your pet peeve?
- when people talk and all that comes out is complaints, stupid people, me not being as good as i want to be
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
- yes people dont change so fuck them
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
- floss
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
- 4:30
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't:
- Christina Harvey
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
- i dont feel like it so im not doing it
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?
- i dont watch tv
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
- gym class freshman year
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
- its sunday dick
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
- Dr. Pepper
2. Meat eaters:
- yes
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
- 2 Smirnoffs and a couple beers
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
- no
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
- no
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
- sweets
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"?
- yes
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
- enough
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
- enough
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?
- no
4. Have you "done it"?
- no, wanna fuck?
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
- smile, legs
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
- i wish
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
- no
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
- 0
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
- Burger King
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
- 2004 GMC Yukon Denali XL, bitchin sub woofers, body kit, house, add on to my drums, college (in that order)
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
- rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
- yes
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
- yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
- 40
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
- played drums for 5 years
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
- playing music
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
- become a Field Agent in CSI somewhere close to home
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
- yes because that means i have to kill more people
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
- yes
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
- yes
7. what did you do today that you're proud of?
- remembered where Best Buy was
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friend's would you most want to have for your own?
- a bitchin car
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
- mike because neither of us have any artistic talent whatsoever outside of music
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
- everyone else sucks at living
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
- no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
- no
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
- no thanks
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
- no
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Lust