Abs of steel
I found this thing in my house called "smart abs". I'm not too sure but I don't think that I want my abs any smarter. I'm happy that they're not the sharpest tool in the shed. Now my glutes...those are smart mother fuckers. Yesterday I taught them how to make stars out of my poo. Like play dough only stinky and brown and chock full of bacteria.
Who am I kidding? I'm only here to plug my web comic. Four posts in a row. I'm starting to become worse than Starbucks. Pretty soon I'll have a drive thru web comic.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Big_Floating_Head/
I saw Fantastic Four. I didn't want to like it. Everything about it was all wrong. The story was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off of the mark and the special effects were pretty weak for a 21st century movie.
Doom didn't sound like Dr. Doom, he sounded like Dr. Fagbitch. They needs someone with a Christopher Lee/ James Earl Jones voice to play Dr. Doom. Doom needs to be the biggest bad ass in the world and not some bitch like he was in this movie. My soul weeps.
Anyways, the movie was pretty entertaining, but it really didn't have very much heart or emotion. I couldn't connect and yet I was entertained go fig. Wait for it at your local dollar theatres. It
probably worth seeing on the big screen because the sucky effects would probably be suckier on you tv
at home, so watch it while you can, I guess.
Car Full of Midgets!
Who am I kidding? I'm only here to plug my web comic. Four posts in a row. I'm starting to become worse than Starbucks. Pretty soon I'll have a drive thru web comic.
http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Big_Floating_Head/
I saw Fantastic Four. I didn't want to like it. Everything about it was all wrong. The story was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off of the mark and the special effects were pretty weak for a 21st century movie.
Doom didn't sound like Dr. Doom, he sounded like Dr. Fagbitch. They needs someone with a Christopher Lee/ James Earl Jones voice to play Dr. Doom. Doom needs to be the biggest bad ass in the world and not some bitch like he was in this movie. My soul weeps.
Anyways, the movie was pretty entertaining, but it really didn't have very much heart or emotion. I couldn't connect and yet I was entertained go fig. Wait for it at your local dollar theatres. It
probably worth seeing on the big screen because the sucky effects would probably be suckier on you tv
at home, so watch it while you can, I guess.
Car Full of Midgets!