FIC: A New Lube
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Title: A New Lube
Author: drummerdancer
Verse: None
Characters/Pairings: Roy/Ed
Word Count: 616
Prompt 88: Doing It With Science
Rating: M
Summary: In which Ed's sex drive yields to his geeky-science nerd alter-ego and Roy talks about the color white.
“Pass me the vegetable oil.”
“Ed-do you really have to do this right now?”
“What do you mean? This is fun!”
“This,” Roy gestured towards the beakers and test tubes laid out on their kitchen counter, “is not what I would call fun. Not in the slightest.”
It was hardly even fathomable, really, that this had happened. Just moments earlier, Roy had finally cornered him in the bedroom, curtains drawn, lamps lit, ready to get his rocks off with a blond who looked much the same. And then…
As soon as the lube had come out, Ed’s sex drive had dissolved to diddly-squat, replaced with his geeky-science nerd alter-ego. He’d rushed to the kitchen sputtering formulas, bottle in hand.
Apparently Edward thought he could make a better lubricant.
But did it have to be right now?
“Your ass isn’t the one this stuff has to go up,” Ed said as he lifted a test tube of oil to eye-level. He even had the dorky lab glasses (since when did Ed start using eye protection for his experiments?) and a white coat to match.
Roy wanted to smash his head against the hardest rock he could find.
Taking care to slow his breathing (because if he didn’t, he feared for what would be left of Ed), Roy gently placed his hands on Ed’s shoulders. Ed didn’t so much as startle; his single-minded concentration was frightening. Roy just wished that energy was concentrated on him and not some liquid in a glass; competing for affection against another human being was one thing, but when said rival didn’t even had genitals, and it was winning against him, well…
There wasn’t really anything more pathetic.
Roy ducked his head down and carefully, very very lightly, licked the side of Ed’s neck. That made Ed react, a tiny squeak as Roy delicately began to add more pressure, going from light licking to heavy sucking, leaving a trail of red skin all along Ed’s neckline as he dove lower. Standing behind him, Roy squeezed the sides of Ed’s arms as he sucked on his collar, eliciting yet another squeak as the hand holding the test tube began to shake.
Excellent.
“You know, Edward, white symbolizes many things in Amestrian culture.”
“H-huh?”
Roy smirked into Ed’s sternum. His hands came forward and began to play with the buttons keeping the white lab coat closed. “White is the color of purity, of cleanliness. It’s what they say the gods wore many centuries back, when they ruled over their humble servants and kingdom.”
Ed snorted. “That’s bullsh-”
“It also symbolizes innocence,” Roy continued, undoing the first button. “The clearness of being naive and childish, of being an open book ready to be written on. A blank page, ready to be imprinted.”
His teeth found Ed’s nipple as the second button came undone, exposing more of his chest. And what a glorious chest it was.
“And finally,” he began, his hands resting over the last button, “above all else, white represents-”
The last button opened, exposing Ed’s front.
“Virginity. White is the color virgins wear.”
Ed shuddered against him as Roy explored his front with his hands. “Which, we both know that you aren’t one, but when you’re dressed like this…well. It makes me want to do very indecent things to you.”
“Shit, let’s just cut to the chase.” Ed turned around and hopped onto the counter, tossing (and breaking) his test tube in the sink. He grabbed the bottle he’d originally brought down with him. “Let’s just use the old stuff…and we can try the new stuff later.”
Roy very much liked the sound of that.
Double posted @ hentai_contest || Fake cut @ fm_alchemist & steelandsparks