chelsea is stalking me. i believe it!
ok christmas. we celebrated it on christmas eve because my family is laaaaaaaaaaame ass and my mom and brother were working on christmas day. MOTHER FUH!
but it was grand because i got presents early and its not really jesus' birthday on december 25. he was born sometime in april. so i dont think he would mind that we celebrated early. and shouldnt we be giving him gifts? its his fucking birthday, not ours.
so yeah i got some pretty cool stuff. lots of make up and that sort of thing, which i love, and im getting more and more excited about graduating so that i can go on to beauty school. high school is such a fucking drag, especially when you get caught with drugs four times and you get expelled. yeah, then its pretty gay.
i went to kt's today after church. she got me a small pack of STAR WARS cards, so fucking rad, along with my initial present she gave me earlier in the month. i gave her her present, and was sad throughout church because brother paul wasnt there. pastor tim was tho, and kt was happy. fucking weird ass.....
so when we got to kt's we went sledding because we're gay. i had my first cig in like too fucking long, and it was excellent, and when im done with this im going back upstairs to smoke more. her dad knows i smoke because he saw a pic of me lighting up, and kt was worried but i think everything was ok.
so yeah we went dooooown this big ass hill, crossed a creek, then went back up another big ass hill. there was pieces of a broken trash can, and we are the ghetto queens and we recorded each other sliding down the huuuuuge hill. it was so fun. and some little kid came out to sled with us and he hit his head and cried and went home and we felt bad, but kept sledding anyway.
kt went down once at super sonic speed, then she went up this little mound and her legs flew up in the air and she landed on her back and she made this hilarious noise. this "OOooOooOO!" noise. it was funny.
we decided to record me flinging my frozen body down the hill and we did and it was cool too. i looked like a scarecrow flopping around in the snow... and screaming. and i somersaulted and threw myself back down and kt forgot to record but she almost peed so it was ok.
we ate lime chips.
man none of this is in chronological order.
anyway.
so when i went home we picked up keith and we hung out in my basement watching napolean dynamite and moulin rouge and man o man it was goood goooood fucking times. i enjoy spending time with him. enjoy? i love spending time with him. its nice and relaxing and yeah so now i know he reads this sometimes and i feel awkward.
yeah, the really awkward thing was that magnus and sean came to pick him up, and sean is my ex's older brother, and he came to the door to get him and he was like "hi amy" and i was like "hello" and felt weird and gross.
MY MUSCLES ARE POMPOUS, AMBER. YOU TOUCH ME YOU DIE. DONT CHALLENGE ME.
but it was grand because i got presents early and its not really jesus' birthday on december 25. he was born sometime in april. so i dont think he would mind that we celebrated early. and shouldnt we be giving him gifts? its his fucking birthday, not ours.
so yeah i got some pretty cool stuff. lots of make up and that sort of thing, which i love, and im getting more and more excited about graduating so that i can go on to beauty school. high school is such a fucking drag, especially when you get caught with drugs four times and you get expelled. yeah, then its pretty gay.
i went to kt's today after church. she got me a small pack of STAR WARS cards, so fucking rad, along with my initial present she gave me earlier in the month. i gave her her present, and was sad throughout church because brother paul wasnt there. pastor tim was tho, and kt was happy. fucking weird ass.....
so when we got to kt's we went sledding because we're gay. i had my first cig in like too fucking long, and it was excellent, and when im done with this im going back upstairs to smoke more. her dad knows i smoke because he saw a pic of me lighting up, and kt was worried but i think everything was ok.
so yeah we went dooooown this big ass hill, crossed a creek, then went back up another big ass hill. there was pieces of a broken trash can, and we are the ghetto queens and we recorded each other sliding down the huuuuuge hill. it was so fun. and some little kid came out to sled with us and he hit his head and cried and went home and we felt bad, but kept sledding anyway.
kt went down once at super sonic speed, then she went up this little mound and her legs flew up in the air and she landed on her back and she made this hilarious noise. this "OOooOooOO!" noise. it was funny.
we decided to record me flinging my frozen body down the hill and we did and it was cool too. i looked like a scarecrow flopping around in the snow... and screaming. and i somersaulted and threw myself back down and kt forgot to record but she almost peed so it was ok.
we ate lime chips.
man none of this is in chronological order.
anyway.
so when i went home we picked up keith and we hung out in my basement watching napolean dynamite and moulin rouge and man o man it was goood goooood fucking times. i enjoy spending time with him. enjoy? i love spending time with him. its nice and relaxing and yeah so now i know he reads this sometimes and i feel awkward.
yeah, the really awkward thing was that magnus and sean came to pick him up, and sean is my ex's older brother, and he came to the door to get him and he was like "hi amy" and i was like "hello" and felt weird and gross.
MY MUSCLES ARE POMPOUS, AMBER. YOU TOUCH ME YOU DIE. DONT CHALLENGE ME.