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they hand me flyers and are like "mmmm come see us im in my finest hour" and what im really hearing is "mmmm my hair is way prettier than yours and my shirt is tighter, too".
walking around in my zebra-print shoes for four or five hours does me no justice. fucking blisters. amber got blisters too because hers are like mine, only they're cheetah-print, because we're bitchin'. what? i dont know. shut up.
so ive been lounging all day around the house with my fluffy cow socks that have cow heads on the front and cow tails coming out the backs. im cool.
and ive been playing an aqua teen hunger force game where carl loses his head and you have to help him find it. its really kind of fun. carl is fun. i wish he was my neighbor and i wish he came over to my house to talk about his bitchin' pool tearin' ass in his backyard, wearing tight blue sweatpants.
yeah so anyway this one day i was a cartoon character. . .
walking around in my zebra-print shoes for four or five hours does me no justice. fucking blisters. amber got blisters too because hers are like mine, only they're cheetah-print, because we're bitchin'. what? i dont know. shut up.
so ive been lounging all day around the house with my fluffy cow socks that have cow heads on the front and cow tails coming out the backs. im cool.
and ive been playing an aqua teen hunger force game where carl loses his head and you have to help him find it. its really kind of fun. carl is fun. i wish he was my neighbor and i wish he came over to my house to talk about his bitchin' pool tearin' ass in his backyard, wearing tight blue sweatpants.
yeah so anyway this one day i was a cartoon character. . .