haha, this had me crackin up

[drumangel]

> There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
> 1. He called everyone brother.
> 2. He liked Gospel.
> 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
> 1. He went into His Father's business.
> 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
> 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He
> was God.
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
> 1. He talked with His hands.
> 2. He had wine with His meals.
> 3. He used olive oil.
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a
> Californian:
> 1. He never cut His hair.
> 2 He walked around barefoot all the time.
> 3. He started a new religion.
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an
> American Indian:
> 1. He was at peace with nature.
> 2. He ate a lot of fish.
> 3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
>
> But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
> 1. He loved large gatherings that served alcohol.
> 2. He was always telling stories.
> 3. He loved green pastures.
>
> But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a
> WOMAN:
> 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
> 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
> didn't get it.
> 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was
> work to do.
>
> AMEN