Another moment in the life of an Emelock

Jan 01, 2005 20:16

An addition to convos with Dad......

Me and Aaron are bickering over my Tifty Board t shirt.

Dad: Both of you! Aaron you're as guilty as she is!
Aaron: Dad you're as guilty as yourself!!!
*Dad give Aaron confused look*
Mom: Aaron that didn't make any sence.
Aaron: Yeah well it shut him up...
Dad: You just sounded like George Bush...

Sporadically throughout dinner Aaron blows in Mum's ear.

Aaron: *Blows in mom's ear*
Mom: Aaron STOP IT
Aaron: *Blows in mom's other ear*
Mom: STOP IT
Dad: AARON STOP IT
Aaron: Dad shut up
Dad: *Smacks Aaron off the ass* STOP IT NOW
Aaron: *walks off whimpering holding his arse*

After dinner Aaron is preparing to work on the house.

Dad to Mom: Why are you asking him to do it? Its like asking Hellen Keller to do it...

Everyone laughs for a good five minutes.
Aaron: She was blind...Right?
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