obliviousness is the new black
James's birthday party was last night. I brought along a bottle of scotch as a present. Drank maybe a little too much.
I spent a good chunk of the night talking to this girl who kept mentioning how much she likes casual sex. I'm pretty sure I'm the stupidest guy on the planet.
My uvula is all swollen and annoying. I'm pretty sure it's just from dehydration, but I feel like I have a huge glob of something stuck in the back of my throat and it's driving me crazy.
I spent a good chunk of the night talking to this girl who kept mentioning how much she likes casual sex. I'm pretty sure I'm the stupidest guy on the planet.
My uvula is all swollen and annoying. I'm pretty sure it's just from dehydration, but I feel like I have a huge glob of something stuck in the back of my throat and it's driving me crazy.