I know, I know
I know that these are all in my profile, but I just read through them again, and I cant find one to get rid of....
enjoy!
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
-John Ciardi
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
-Douglas Adams
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
-Jean Kerr
Winter Moonlight
The snow, so peaceful and serene,
caressed by the soft moonlight,
gave magical feelings to the night.
The soft blue glow,
the lovers' words that then did flow,
their lips closer and closer
until, locked in the throes
of a passionate embrace,
he decided to express his feelings,
to keep her safe.
He whispered softly,
his words like music to her ears,
"I Love You,"
and her response the same,
heard like the gentle breeze,
"And I, love you, forever."
That was the night they promised
to be together through everything,
each to care for the other when old and gray
A lovers' pact
the most likely to last.
- Krista J. Mikula -
My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
- Chic Murray
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
- Douglas Adams
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
- Milton Berle
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
- P. J. ORourke
Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
- Sean Williamson
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
- Robert Downey Junior
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
- George Gobel
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin
Robin Williams quotes:
Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
(Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress)
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets`
-- (at the 71st Academy Awards)
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
- Winston Churchill
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
Arthur: Ford?
Ford: Yeah?
Arthur: I think I'm a sofa...
Ford: [pause] I know how you feel...
Zaphod: If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!
Arthur: It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Zaphod: Trill, are you wearing my underwear? 'Cause I'm wearing yours, and it ain't doing the trick.
The Saint:
Emma Russell: Who are you?
Simon Templar: Nobody has a clue. Least of all me.
Dumb and Dumber:
Lloyd Christmas: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry Dunne: That's a special feeling.
Harry Dunne: OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys
Harry Dunne: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd Christmas: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.
Lloyd Christmas: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry Dunne: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd Christmas: That John Denver is full of shit, man
Lloyd Christmas: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
Lloyd Christmas: Well suck me sideways!
Harry Dunne: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Lloyd Christmas: I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.
Harry Dunne: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.
Harry Dunne: What's her last name?
Lloyd Christmas: You know, I don't really recall. Uh, it starts with "S". Let's see. Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry Dunne: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd Christmas: Oh, yeah!
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd Christmas: Here it is! "Samsonite"! I was way off! I knew it started with an "S" though.
Lloyd Christmas: She says, "Do you love me?" and I say, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."
enjoy!
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old.
-John Ciardi
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
-Douglas Adams
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
-Jean Kerr
Winter Moonlight
The snow, so peaceful and serene,
caressed by the soft moonlight,
gave magical feelings to the night.
The soft blue glow,
the lovers' words that then did flow,
their lips closer and closer
until, locked in the throes
of a passionate embrace,
he decided to express his feelings,
to keep her safe.
He whispered softly,
his words like music to her ears,
"I Love You,"
and her response the same,
heard like the gentle breeze,
"And I, love you, forever."
That was the night they promised
to be together through everything,
each to care for the other when old and gray
A lovers' pact
the most likely to last.
- Krista J. Mikula -
My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
- Chic Murray
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
- Douglas Adams
Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
- Milton Berle
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
- P. J. ORourke
Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
- Sean Williamson
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
- Robert Downey Junior
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
- George Gobel
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin
Robin Williams quotes:
Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
(Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress)
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets`
-- (at the 71st Academy Awards)
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
- Winston Churchill
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:
Arthur: Ford?
Ford: Yeah?
Arthur: I think I'm a sofa...
Ford: [pause] I know how you feel...
Zaphod: If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!
Arthur: It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
Zaphod: Trill, are you wearing my underwear? 'Cause I'm wearing yours, and it ain't doing the trick.
The Saint:
Emma Russell: Who are you?
Simon Templar: Nobody has a clue. Least of all me.
Dumb and Dumber:
Lloyd Christmas: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry Dunne: That's a special feeling.
Harry Dunne: OK gang, you know the rules, no humping, no licking, no sniffing hineys
Harry Dunne: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd Christmas: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.
Lloyd Christmas: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry Dunne: I was thinking the same thing.
Lloyd Christmas: That John Denver is full of shit, man
Lloyd Christmas: We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
Lloyd Christmas: Well suck me sideways!
Harry Dunne: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Lloyd Christmas: I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen.
Harry Dunne: I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.
Harry Dunne: What's her last name?
Lloyd Christmas: You know, I don't really recall. Uh, it starts with "S". Let's see. Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry Dunne: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd Christmas: Oh, yeah!
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite]
Lloyd Christmas: Here it is! "Samsonite"! I was way off! I knew it started with an "S" though.
Lloyd Christmas: She says, "Do you love me?" and I say, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask."