Drunken questions
Why is it that: ????
4 shots of Jagr, 2 double screwdrivers and 2 Miller Lites messes you up in 40 minutes?
some girls only talk to you to get a free drink? (read: sad bitches go thirsty!)
where you are NEVER seems to be where you wanna get to?
what is meant to be isnt so blatently obvious that either you understand it or it messes you up so bad that you HAVE to notice it?
American culture has SO engrained in us the goal-seeking behavior that we are no longer content to be where we are RIGHT now?
Sigma Phi Epsilon wanted to rush me? AND why did they spell 4 words wrong on their tiny ass flyer? Am I that self-centered or moral-less that I would consider that?
what you want is never what you can have?
you have one pair of shit-kicking boots and women can only have one kid at a time? (normally)
mmm.... baby punting?
uhhhh..... drunk sleepy time....
4 shots of Jagr, 2 double screwdrivers and 2 Miller Lites messes you up in 40 minutes?
some girls only talk to you to get a free drink? (read: sad bitches go thirsty!)
where you are NEVER seems to be where you wanna get to?
what is meant to be isnt so blatently obvious that either you understand it or it messes you up so bad that you HAVE to notice it?
American culture has SO engrained in us the goal-seeking behavior that we are no longer content to be where we are RIGHT now?
Sigma Phi Epsilon wanted to rush me? AND why did they spell 4 words wrong on their tiny ass flyer? Am I that self-centered or moral-less that I would consider that?
what you want is never what you can have?
you have one pair of shit-kicking boots and women can only have one kid at a time? (normally)
mmm.... baby punting?
uhhhh..... drunk sleepy time....