Crazy

Apr 06, 2004 01:17

Sometimes I get a little crazy.
I feel crazy things.
I think crazy things.
I want crazy things.
I say crazy things.
I do crazy things.

And sometimes I just want to sleep.

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I appreciate your anti-tardiness... drugporn April 8 2004, 12:36:38 UTC
...However, you didn't exactly set out on your task as Ministress of Propaganda as outlined here. You were supposed to give 1/7 of the world reasons for allowing me to gently conquer them. You instead gave me some ideas on how I could accomplish this feat. Fortunately, you still have the rest of the week to complete your assignment.

You did an alright job playing the role of Assistant Ministress of Domination Strategies. I will respond to your advice...

  1. Unfortunately, much of the television media is already dominated by AmericanCultureProgram interests and this trend is growing. The media is teaching people how to be Good Americans: Feel bad about yourself, and buy stuff to make yourself feel better, and big macs are good for you, but not anymore, unless you go Low-Carbs. There have been generations of peoples, directly influenced by various layers and styles of American Culture, and it works, but they have the media dominated. THat's a shame, because television is so easy to watch, and makes people so easily dominated. We'll have to be cleverer than that. -15 points

  2. This is a brilliant idea. +40 points!

  3. Nah, Bush was created to do certain things. He cannot be changed. -15 points

  4. This is also a good idea. Becoming a Rockstar is on my list of things to do. +5 points

  5. Submissive men are a double-edged blade. While they'll do whatever you say, they're also likely do to whatever someone else says if they bark loud enough. My Drugporn Alliance™ could be compromised if we are comprised of mostly girly men due to instant loyalty shifts. Additionally, with a high concentration of girly men, it is less likely that our population will grow and thrive. I can't father all the children myself, where will I find the time to rule 1/7 of the world? (unless I settle for gently conquering a smaller portion of the world) Your thoughts?


Your score:

  • -15

  • +40

  • -15

  • - 5

  • TOTAL: +15 points

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