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Aghan has spent several ages as a rock, but has been back for a decade or so wiring Rhun. Harder than it sounds.
Anyway, Chief of Druedain nowadays is locked up in big white city that is soooo unimpressive to worldly Aghan. With no laptop! Aghan considers this a crime against Wosanity.
Aghan was caught by horsefuckers going to Minas Tirith, and they made Aghan and some friends wear bushes. Was all scratchy. Tried to round up more Woses, but Woses hid under bushes. Then horsefuckers blew up bushes. Aghan saw a film camera, too. Was not fun. Woses asked Aghan to break Chief out before being blown up. Hey, no problem for Arda's foremost security Wose, eh?
Aghan will free the Woses in the city, and the Hobbits...and whatever else is there. Except orcs. Orcs can rot.
Anyway, Chief of Druedain nowadays is locked up in big white city that is soooo unimpressive to worldly Aghan. With no laptop! Aghan considers this a crime against Wosanity.
Aghan was caught by horsefuckers going to Minas Tirith, and they made Aghan and some friends wear bushes. Was all scratchy. Tried to round up more Woses, but Woses hid under bushes. Then horsefuckers blew up bushes. Aghan saw a film camera, too. Was not fun. Woses asked Aghan to break Chief out before being blown up. Hey, no problem for Arda's foremost security Wose, eh?
Aghan will free the Woses in the city, and the Hobbits...and whatever else is there. Except orcs. Orcs can rot.