Fri, 02:44: RT @ Gaby_Moss: the 90s American Girls in the (plastic) flesh... presumably settling in for a long night of a/s/l & getting kicked out of X-…
Fri, 02:46: RT @ RottenInDenmark: I've been obsessed with this guy's youtube channel for almost a year now. He drives up and down the eastern seaboard u…
Fri, 02:52: RT @ Trungles: No generation knows how a printer works, literally half the process of servicing any printer of any generation is prayer
Fri, 02:53: RT @ tjenningsbrown: 9 months ago I got a tip about Liana Shanti, a lawyer-turned-IG guru radicalizing moms-pushing them to take their kids…
Fri, 02:55: RT @ theashleyray: i love this period of history where people aren’t getting smarter or more enlightened but instead we all know more about…
Fri, 02:55: RT @ EricIdle: I’m not quite sure how you can even make drag illegal. What is Women’s Clothing exactly? Clothes have no gender. They are…
Fri, 02:58: RT @ misharipov: My date: Your apartment is like an art gallery. What's this one? Me, swirling a wine glass as I walk up to a huge red rock…
Fri, 03:08: RT @ mattltsmith: Thinking a lot about how warped our concept of "mental health" has been in the pandemic. Anxiety is literally a survival m…
Fri, 03:10: RT @ MNateShyamalan: twitter engineer here. the app broke cuz elon made us tweak the algorithm to force stephen king to see all his posts. w…
Fri, 03:10: RT @ AbeGoldfarb: was it when the Business Genius fired the people who ran the site
Fri, 03:10: RT @ Brocklesnitch: Pedro Pascal are you ok. Do you want to come over and hang out and I’ll protect you from all the thirsty demons at your…
Fri, 03:11: RT @ jfruh: a top-tier thing about having cats and hardwood floors is when they take a corner too fast and start tokyo drifting
Fri, 03:13: RT @ calebsaysthings: queer people & people of color are not the reason you can’t make ends meet working full time. queer people & people of…
Fri, 03:13: RT @ punished_stu: remembering turning down a investments job in Bermuda because I learnt about Bermudan business dress codes https://t.co/P…
Fri, 03:15: RT @ roastmalone_: I once dated a guy who said squirrels were his favourite animal and when I asked him why he said because it meant he got…
Fri, 03:16: RT @ magpiekilljoy: if they mean what they say, here's a thread of ideas about how to stand up for yourself or your trans loved ones (or jus…
Fri, 03:16: RT @ jfmclaughlin92: The number of people responding to this with "uhhh actually you shouldn't compare this to the Holocaust" when *actual s…
Fri, 03:19: RT @ JoyceCarolOates: if you are so concerned for the welfare of children why not alleviate childhood poverty? homelessness? why focus on th…
Fri, 03:20: RT @ ChuckTingle: if you are still trotting out the ‘youre not really bisexual if this or that’ trot it is not the cool way of protecting yo…
Fri, 03:20: RT @ ChuckTingle: gatekeepers get the HECK out and leave the gate open behind you were having a dang party in here
Fri, 03:20: RT @ ChuckTingle: scoundrels who say ‘but those who are not down the middle with every feeling harm us REAL BIs’ have no idea how they sound…
Fri, 03:20: RT @ ChuckTingle: sorry buds. when folks pretend that are warriors of the queer round table by telling other queer buckaroos that THEIR way…
Fri, 03:22: RT @ iamharaldur: But ok, fair enough, I've been laid off and I'm ok with that. Next up though is finding out if Twitter will pay me what…
Fri, 03:23: RT @ parismarx: Not only does Elon Musk not have a clue what he’s talking about, but this is *exactly* what he tried to do at PayPal, claimi…
Fri, 03:23: RT @ BrotiGupta: Why did no one tell me about this image of A-Rod starting a book by writing the word "Book" on A-Rod stationery https://t.c…
Fri, 03:23: RT @ Browtweaten: me: the goose mafia controls this part of the city friend: you mean downtown? me: *shushing him* never call it that
Fri, 03:24: RT @ jfruh: wait if you assassinate a corporate CEO do you get their job. i don't think that's how that works
Fri, 03:24: RT @ originalspinstr: my brother got home from work to find that his roommate had inexplicably hung this giant this Night at the Roxbury pan…
Fri, 03:26: RT @ calebsaysthings: one time i agreed to a queer storytelling show thinking it was just comics. the first woman told a beautiful story abo…
Fri, 03:27: RT @ calebsaysthings: then it was my turn and the bio i had written for myself was like “this fat bitch loves dr. pepper and the dixie chick…
Fri, 03:27: RT @ jon_snow_420: dick dorkins thinks using the Maori language is "virtue signaling". what a fucking tragedy he is
Fri, 03:28: RT @ ephusophus: lmao i've found it, the most pathetic thing ever posted on twitter
Fri, 03:29: RT @ jon_snow_420: laughing imagining how much creepier twilight would be if Edward Cullen was still a teen vampire but in human years he wa…