Sat, 19:54: RT @ zachsilberberg: i thought i was done experiencing new types of fear but now im at a birthday party where the birthday boy is picking wh…
Sat, 19:55: RT @ ben_rosen: ARIEL: why, if i had legs, I could run and walk and dance in the sun! FLOUNDER: and sell feet pics! ARIEL: FLOUNDER: ther…
Sat, 19:56: RT @ ElyKreimendahl: when you ask rich people what they’d do if they won the lottery they’re so vague like “I’d end world hunger” and when y…
Sat, 19:57: RT @ McMisoprostol: Today a protester said “Think of the baby who will never get to drink a coffee like you” and it’s so close to the best a…
Sat, 23:15: RT @ jon_snow_420: have you ever wondered why MOST electricians walk along the same lines when it comes to sticking forks in electrical outl…
Sat, 23:17: RT @ jduffyrice: To be clear this is a member of one of the most famous vocally anti-abortion families……admitting she got an abortion…… http…