my party?
by limitedbythesky
drthundr's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 9% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 04:02:35 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 12:44:34 PM
Alco Money! : $ 364
Guests of Honour
chaircrusher is a morose Muslim. chaircrusher drank 5 Rums, 6 Hot Toddys, 4 Aftershocks, 1 White Russian.
sswan is a bouncy Wiccan. sswan drank 7 Pernods, 11 Ales, 1 Brandy.
abbydabby is a possessed Muslim and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this who shits whenever or whenever they get the inkling for it. abbydabby drank 6 Pernods.
whende is a powerless Liberal Christian. whende decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
drthundr is a cheery Buddhist and is as anti-alcohol as they come. drthundr drank 13 Vodkas, 2 Poteens, 3 Pernods.
ffonst is an evil Fundementalist Christian who throws bricks onto cars from freeway overpasses. ffonst decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
richmackin is a detestable Fundementalist Christian and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. richmackin decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
mr_cutiepants is a hearty Hindu and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign. mr_cutiepants drank 7 Absinthes, 3 Tequilas.
nf is a repugnant Fundementalist Christian and a newbie boozer who spends their Sundays running around other farmers fields threatening bemused cattle with golf clubs. nf decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
eras3r is a malevolent Fundementalist Christian. eras3r decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
eye_d is a good-natured Muslim. eye_d drank 8 Lagers, 3 Whiskeys, 3 Red Wines.
lunagrrrrrl is an erratic Buddhist. lunagrrrrrl drank 8 Rums, 2 Stouts, 2 Sambuccas, 1 Everclear.
Sick!
A word of warning never EVER use drthundr's toilet. You'll see what I mean when you get in there! My god the vomit!
Fights
'Repent! REPENT at once thou harloting little Goth' boomed ffonst at a hapless looking sswan. sswan merely retorted with a glib 'Yer Ma!'
Lovers
Last night someone told sswan and abbydabby to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like sswan! Oh god no, the humanity!
The Drunkest
Here sswan mate!! This substance is water. It doesnt have the best taste, but if you drunk more of it you wouldnt be so ratarsed all the time.
Random Events
mr_cutiepants had to be told on multiple occasions that the curtains were not edible
sswan threw darts at the neighbours cat.
richmackin booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made abbydabby choke half to death on a piece of popcorn.
Happy New Year!
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