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Okay, this is pretty officially one of the most annoying days of the year. Not only did I have ACTs this morning (which were delayed over twenty minutes because of some screen that fell over and no one could figure out how to get back up), but my LEAST favorite sister from Illinois, Elisabeth, is in town and I just had to listen to this fucking yuppie cunt agonize over whether or not to get a job at another evil pharmaceutical company, and gush about this "cute little black suit" she almost bought. I HATE HER. She is ignorant and boring and is the exact target audience for Lifetime movies and Oprah's Bookclub books. She is worthless and wasteful and exemplifes pure superficiality and naivete. She doesn't deserve to live, and if I didn't have my adorable new mp3 player to distract me, I would be making soap and buttons out of her fat and bones right now. I WOULD.