The Most Exciting News In History
The iPhone App Store is up and OH MY SWEET HOLY CHRIST IN A TUB OF CREAM CHEESE SEGA MADE COLUMNS FOR THE IPHONE THIS IS THE BEST NEWS OF MY LIFE I CAN PLAY COLUMNS EVERYWHERE I GO ALL THE TIME YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY INHUMAN LOVE FOR THIS GAME I'M SO HAPPY THAT I'M DOING A LITTLE DANCE IN MY CHAIR AT WORK! COLUMNS! COLUMNS! YAY MOTHER EFFING COLUMNS!
COLUMNS!
COLUMNS!
*passes out*