ATTENTION: Psychics, Spirits/Demons, Mediums, Time-Travelers, Inter-Dimensional Travelers...

[drspengler]

... or any others whose business is in the paranormal.

((Egon has left a dropbox next to his mailbox with a stack of questionnaires for anyone who came looking for him after he left the note in the comment box at the rec center a few days ago. There's a notice on the dropbox that reads:))"I, Dr. Egon Spengler, am performing tests and research of a

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flawless victory

[notsaul]

Name: hey it's annie im filling out this shit

Age (in years): 18

Paranormal involvement (pick one): WEREWOLF MOTHERFUCKER

Please describe your abilities/physical state in detail:
so i can turn into a wolf and then a bigger wolf and also a monster thats pretty cool except its like really hard to control it and shit and then people fire antiaircraft missiles at me and thats totally bullshit

How long have you been able to use your abilities/How long have you been in this state of existence? (in years): since like i was born and shit idk apparently when one of my brothers came out he was wolfform but mom was humanform and it was really awkward and shit

If you are a ghost, spirit, demon, please consult the chart below and indicate which class you are: GOD TIER ALL THE WAY

Was anything different about your abilities/physical state when you were first brought into Mayfield? Please explain: THEY TURNED ME INTO A FUCKING HUMAN it sucked balls

Which of your abilities/physical aspects have returned, if any?: so like im a werewolf and shit but like yeah not a monster yet

Would you be willing to submit yourself for testing? Tests are simple and non-invasive in nature: are you coming onto me

If you said "yes" to the question above, please provide your Mayfield address so that I can reach you: no i am a lesbian