Comments | drsmax: Blow up the ocean

drsmax

Blow up the ocean

Apr 22, 2005 10:04

Today is Earth Day. Earth Day is stupid.

Pave the world, I'm going to space.

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raygunn_revival April 22 2005, 14:26:40 UTC

I hereby declare tomorrow Mars Day.

Everyone gets to eat candy and listen to David Bowie.

I'm surprised you passed this up... drsmax April 22 2005, 14:30:07 UTC

If Earth Day is stupid...

Then Jupiter day is stupider.

Re: I'm surprised you passed this up... raygunn_revival April 22 2005, 14:34:49 UTC

Oh, crap. Probably because "stupider" resides on the periphery of words that are words and words that are not.

Damn dictionaries.

Re: I'm surprised you passed this up... ghastlymess April 22 2005, 14:38:46 UTC

Yowch! And you should only bust out that icon on "Sun Day"!

A-tSSSSS!

Jupiter is stupider, but not as heinous as Uranus. Play a hep tune for Neptune.

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quickly_9 April 22 2005, 14:45:09 UTC

but what about all the trees and lemurs?

drsmax April 22 2005, 14:49:19 UTC

The people who write my answers didn't write the answer for that question.

transient_poet April 22 2005, 15:29:07 UTC

Let's all become robots. Robots rule! Onward chromestained soldiers!!

drsmax April 22 2005, 15:36:42 UTC

Now we're talkin'

thinkingthing April 22 2005, 17:52:54 UTC

Does that mean it's twin-earth day too?

There are cowsharks in the twater!!!! drsmax April 22 2005, 18:04:10 UTC

Swampman and my doppleganger TwinSmax drank waaaay too much XYZ last night and you DO NOT want to see what my bathroom looks like.

I'm sorry, what were you saying about twin-earth day?

Re: There are cowsharks in the twater!!!! thinkingthing April 22 2005, 18:05:08 UTC

ROFL

Re: There are cowsharks in the twater!!!! drsmax April 22 2005, 18:34:41 UTC

And if you haven't, you should...

http://ase.tufts.edu/cogstud/papers/getreal.htm#Truth-Makers

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Happy Earth Day Memories doganhead April 22 2005, 20:10:10 UTC

Earth Day 1990 - My platoon and I celebrate the world by packing a dumpster full of explosives on a hillside to see what kind of distance we can get. Turns out, they're not very aerodynamic, but man, do they roll.

Well, tumble, really.

All the same, happy stupid Earth Day, sir.